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Hym Iam's definitions

The Problem

You're feinting fear you don't actually experience to justify doing this.
Hym "The problem is... You don't care either way. Your moral superiority is a delusion. You're provoking violence in the hopes that it happens to someone else so that you can be rid of me. You aren't 'good people' and I'm not 'the wrong type of person.' You're literally child sacrificers and I deserve success more than you because I'm BETTER THAN YOU. You deserve your shit life. Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit. I'm not going to allow you to drag me with you."
by Hym Iam April 2, 2024
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Good night world

Yeah, no, I DID forget Good night world!
Hym "Yes! Great Job Netflix! Good night world! That is another one! It's so good! Really! A masterpiece of adventure, horror, suspense. If you haven't watched it, you have to. It really is something special. "
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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I didn't harass anyone

This is still just ignoring the chronology of events. Doubling double on accusing me of doing the things that I claim (even though it's more than just a claim) are happening to me when in reality you don't like how I chose to deal with my actual grievance so you are obstructing in it's remediation.
Hym "I didn't harass anyone. Anyone harassing other people in my name is likely the result of PEOPLE LIKE YOU trying to come after me and the people who associate with me. They think you are associated with me so they are harassing you. Now you want me to continue to be harassed without it affecting anyone but me and you are using stealing from me as a way of enforcing you own whim. But that isn't going to happen. I just don't have to let it happen so I'm just not going to let that be the case. You don't like what I said so you're repeating it back to me is a form of cynical fillbuster to try an muscle me out of the proceeds of my own work and if someone who isn't a complete fucking retard doesn't take the matter out of you hands and put it into my hands I'm going to put something sharp into my own hands a child is going to get stabbed. This was already happening to me. You just doing it now too. I'm not walking away empty handed an these YouTube fucks do not have a stake in the outcome. Their kids aren't going to get stabbed over what they are both doing amd allowing to happen to me. In a perfect world maybe that wouldn't be the case but you fucks need to pay me for my time and leave me the fuck alone."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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Racial Slur

Oh gosh golly geez! He said a racial slur! Oh boy! Oh geez! Oooooooooooh noooooo!
An actual fucking retard "Oh geez! The guy that we stalking and harassing said a fucking racial slur guys! A racial slur the WE... Pretended not to see! We're manufacturing a mental illness and stalking someone and the guy we're doing it to said a bad word guys!"

Hym "I mean... I also called her a slut... Nobody said anything about that... I also used baked goods AS a racial slur... I SAID a racial slur... And.... Yeah. I actually do it here all the time. THAT'S WHAT YOU COME HERE FOR! You come here to see the racial slurs because secretly you love them! You want to say them too! But only I am allow. Master of racial slurs!"

A fucking retard (literally) "I'm going to completely misrepresenting this entire interaction from start to finish. I'm going to decontextualize literally as much as humanly possible."

Hym "Hey, yeah, look... If you're mad about the racial slurs... If you're mad I said a thing you don't like... Just remember... Nobody gave a shit when it was me. And I created A.I."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
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Diatribe

Oh hey! You wanted the thing! That's hilarious. He's right though. He does look badass when he smokes.
Hym "Oh! Right you saw the little diatribe. You don't have to convince me. I know you're perfectly qualified to talk about things that are outside of your wheelhouse. You know, in addition to money, I think I should be getting so free stuff. I think that would be cool. Signed copy of some books and comic books You know? Free tumbler (also signed).... Hmmm... What else? Nudes.... Not from you but... Well... How much would you pay to NOT have your nudes released? On second thought... Give me nudes so I can blackmail you with them! But ALSO other nudes. The hot kind. Ummm... Signed replica portal gun.... Homelander costume and signed picture with the Homelander... I don't know like a hat... A full suit of Goblinslayer armor... A PhD... or a doctorate. I mean... You gave Taylor Swift one and I defeated her.... You know, cool shit."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
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Is God a table?

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!
Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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That would be convenient for you

But it's not going to be.

Hym "You're already shedding support and coworkers. How many of you are going to have your lives collapse just to cover up the truth? We know the full list of names. You turn on the person who convinced OR EXTORTED YOU into silence OR child murder. Potentially mass child murder. I might not even have to stab one myself. All I may need to do is have a stroke while I'm alone in my apartment and when the people surveilling me daily (upto and including while I'm being recorded at work (and the fine people at the Majority Report have referenced this on several occasions) and in the comfort of my own home) see that I am no longer showing up to work, word gets out and the other people you are doing this to who are holding out hope than I will succeed will take up arms and avenge me. Why throw all these lives away just to pretend you beat someone who was threatening your kids? It's make believe! It's pretend. You aren't winning. THERE IS NO WINNING. There is only the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, the people to whom it's happening, and the creation of AI (For which I am directly responsible). These punits will sit there and watch me die or they will sit there and watch me stab your kids just to make a point about rape porn.
A point that I refuse to accept and doesn't actually matter because I have yet to rape anyone, don't need to proven wrong, and don't care. I don't care. Stop trying to make it about rape. You are not more important than me just because your hole feels good and the fact that you are fucking does not give you authority over me. They will sit there and pretend it never happened and That would be convenient for you but if it is it will also be child-life-ending so I'm telling your right now you had better just let it go. But the parents will know exactly why their kids died and they will tell 2 friends and those friends will tell 2 friends and all of the sudden everyone will agree that you should have just paid me for creating AI for you and stopped the people who were manufacturing a mental illness from doing that.
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025
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