Hym "Step 4: DEFLECT TO KIDS. This single men crisis can only be solved by ignoring the single men crisis entirely and breeding new boys who will hypothetically be both not single and not in crisis! Shit! I had that one ready in the abstract but then I forgot. It was supposed to be #3 but then I forgot and then I replaced it with the new step 3 and THIS ONE was integral. God damnit! I hate having to retcon things back in like this. Deflect to kids. We need to breed more fat-cocks. That's the solution."
by Hym Iam October 03, 2023
Hym "See, Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones knows all about lying, doesn't he? 'You don't believe in God? Well, he doesn't believe in you either!' 🤣 Hahaha! What!?
How could an omniscient creature 'believe' in any capacity? Who are your trying to fool!? Oh... Right, the wager. The Creature. That's... Ha! I forgot for a second. I do like that you gave yourself a caveat. 'At least I'm not lying.' You are an absolute trip!"
How could an omniscient creature 'believe' in any capacity? Who are your trying to fool!? Oh... Right, the wager. The Creature. That's... Ha! I forgot for a second. I do like that you gave yourself a caveat. 'At least I'm not lying.' You are an absolute trip!"
by Hym Iam August 03, 2022
Hym "Unless it doesn't align with my interests... That last one? Obviously do whatever aligns with my interests and not just the thing I just said. There's the caveat."
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
If YOU KNOW that the Hamas tunnels are SO DEEP underneath the civilian infrastructure that no military weapons will reach them.... Then... WHY ARE YOU BLOWING UP THE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS?
Hym "So... YOU KNOW... That the Hamas tunnels are too deep to reach... But... You just bomb them anyway? He literally just said that! He said 'The tunnels are too deep for us to reach, which is why I tell the Ukrainians to dig.' But if you know the bombs won't reach, why are you dropping the bombs? Because you don't care what you hit. The point of dropping the bombs is dropping the bombs. You kill whoever you kill. That's called 'bombing indiscriminately.' Ridiculous."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2024
Hym "I wasn't going to say anything at first because it was like 'Oh shit, I'm the dragon he's imitating!' and then it was like 'oh cool he's having all the guys I name after the plagiarism thing!' and then it was like 'oh no he's doing it to spite me and redistribute credit for things I've said.' That's 3 sins . So, my question is what would happen to you if I did something? How inextricably linked are we now?"
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
Hym "And in the spirit of transparency... Nobody wants their kid to die just so you don't have to credit and pay me. And I have no reason to work a bullshit gas station job I am likely going to lose soon just because some asshole doesn't want to pay somebody. I'm not taking the hit. It just isn't going to happen. There are no bystanders here. You are either getting me my money or you love watching children get murdered for no reason as much as I do and THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
Hym “That would have been a good clip. ‘I’m a sarcastic cuck!’ I really need to invest in some video editing softwares. But yeah, I’m sure getting paid by a billionaire to do a less-good job than me is great.”
by Hym Iam October 28, 2022