Hym Iam's definitions

Mmr

Matchmaking Rank

Hym "Since you wanted to say something and since your CLEARLY don't understand how Mmr works (With your useless inferior mind) I'll explain it to you in simple terms. You noticed that but did you notice that I'm ALWAYS the first on the list? That's because I'm playing with someone else who's rank is lower then mine. Which means I'm ALWAYS the best person on my team. By default. So, because I have this other person with me the mmr system filled the other positions with people worse them me and then I have to try to carry them to victory because WITHOUT ME ON THE TEAM THEY LITERALLY WON'T PLAY AGAINST PLAYERS AS GOOD AS ME. They'll get match with players at their level. I'm doing pull-up with a 100×person weights. I climb as fast as a pro when I'm alone. I'm actively trying to carry someone else to a hugher level. It's harder than just winning. If I'm the worse person on EITHER TEAM my team will win so easily the game wouldn't even be fun. Because for someone to actually be better than me they need to be a professional AND play every day."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Cynicism

The only thing you've managed to flip around is Cynicism. The philosophy that materialism is to be rejected and the wealthy, successful, and people in positions of power are to be mocked and ridiculed.

Hym "In the context of cynicism I am a modern Diogenes
Enigmatic figure, genius, and lyrical prodigy
I can't be shamed, blamed, or gamed don't try to bother me
This isn't a matter of effort nigga this shit is bodily"

by Hym Iam April 2, 2023

Fat

Nah, I'm in the middle of something. I'm doing a bit. I'm doing a bit where I'm Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson's worst nightmare. I'm being a fat loser and a psychopath who lives in a dumpster and doesn't worship them.

Hym "No. I'm being fat now. I'll get in shape when I'm done."

by Hym Iam April 2, 2023

Ghosting

Why are all the men ghosting me!?

Hym "Why are they ghosting you... Well... You probably unknowingly violated the tenets of some YouTuber's faux- or quasi-religious dogma. So it's not really your fault. Now wait 😑🤚 Before you accuse me of committing the cardinal and unforgivable sin of fucking 'BLAMING somebody for something' and say I'm BLAMING YouTuber's, is it really even their fault if their inferior minds make rational thought an impossibility? Is it THEIR fault their defunct psyche led them to an incorrect conclusion?"

by Hym Iam April 2, 2023

How to write a terrifying villain

Just base it on the Urban Dictionary guy

Hym "How to write a terrifying villain? Oh, geezers, I wouldn't know..."

by Hym Iam April 2, 2023

Communicating

No the problem here IS and HAS BEEN that I'm NOT being communicated with in a way that is meaningful. You're trying to frame the situation as though I'm suffering from the delusion that I'm being communicated with in some divine or supernatural capacity OR you're trying to impose ironic psychological punishment in response to "exposing kids to sex and violence" i.e. REALITY and I didn't do that. YOU DID. There's the ethical dilemma. You see it?

Hym "I couldn't be communicating this any more clearly: I had no idea who was on here. Let's call it a 'happy accident'. I came to you with the proposition that I was being watched. I was correct. So I put on a show. I'm glad it harmed them. That is your punishment for trying to punish me. It ain't free what you're doing to me and the cost only goes up. I'm going to make sure that you learn your lesson."

by Hym Iam April 2, 2023

Dead

Ohohoho man.... She had better not be...

Hym "Holy shit Jordan, you had better believe that if she is dead you are so VERY fucked.... Aiming up, huh? Yeah... Welp... my family is compromised... Phone camera is compromised... *Sigh* Why didn't you just save her? You knew I wouldn't stop."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023