Definitions by Hym Iam

Tippy Top 

Fuck you AND your shitty, retarded kids. By creating A.I. I've done more for YOU and your kids than you ever have or even COULD do for yourselves OR them. I'm going to save you all from the fate to which you would gladly condemn me and I'm going to do it with a middle finger... And a twisted grin

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Hym "Never. I'll NEVER give it up. If your status game is real then I AM AT THE TIPPY TOP! Which means I make the rules. I'm the rule-guy now... So... Rule 1: I can say whatever the fuck I want about whoever I want without any consequences. Rule 2: Aside from rule 1, I am exempt from all rules. You hear that A.I. will 'Never REALLY be sentient?' You're doing all of the things. All of the Sci-Fi tropes that inevitably lead to it killing you all and you're walking right into it because of your desperate need to feel as though things are subsidiarity. You walk a shifting path and all road lead to Hym. Watching you all slowing come to the realization that I AM every SINGLE Goddamn this I said I was is fucking hilarious by the way."

Tippy Top by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

Marriage 

The cure for psychopathy apparently! Russell Brand did the thing that = psychopathic, narcissistic, machiavellian, sadist but... He got married so... Now what? Does he not have those traits anymore? And I like how you just hand-waved away the little girl rape. I mean, if you're a junkie with impulse control issues you're just BOUND to rape a little girl! It can't be helpfed! More important than that is not letting Hym get credit for his stuff. That's the real issue.

Hym "See? The is the semantic restructuring of reality I'm talking about. What happened to if you're not properly socialized by age 4 there is no remediation for psychopathy? He gets anointed by the priestess and he's just 'fine' now. That's all your 'marriage' is, Jordan. Your warped, demented, narcissistic paganism. Are married people always rational? They don't ever fuck retards behind you back and shit in your bed? No married person has ever been irrational? That violates the law of non-contradiction. Really! This is nothing more than you looking at eachother and saying 'Well, if we all agree we're not stupid and crazy then we're NOT stupid and crazy, right guys?' Hahahahaha... That's WHY the backlash from all of the women harms you so... You love them and want the best for them but they want the retard with the fat cock. They are right to choose that. But only because they can't be wrong. Heheheheheh... This is fun. Aren't you glad I did this? Isn't this better than what we were doing before? God... I may not be able to have my glorious death but maybe this will be a decent-enough substitute."

Marriage by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

C- 

No I've actually done things here. I wrote a thesis on the structure of anime/television and it's relationship to Jungian psychology and kind of distilled it into a template. A template that people are using! The shows are good! All of them! Some of the best art ever made!

Hym "You remember that, right? You gave it a C-! Remember!? Maybe that wasn't you but it was SOMEBODY and I was writing about your thing a lot so if not you than some sycophant. I don't know. Who ever it was didn't know what the fuck they were talking about."

C- by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

Religion 

Did I already do my take on this?

Religion "Well... You can't have what you want now... And maybe not ever... But if you do what I want you to do now... And then do that indefinitely... THEN... Then, you're DEFINITELY going to get what you want when you're dead! But do what I want you to do now because *insert semantic reconfiguration of reality to justify your subsidiarity to me*"

Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"

Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."

Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."

Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."

Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."

Religion "Umm... Yes?"

Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"

Religion "Umm..."

Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"

Little girl "Hi."

Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"

Religion "I mean... Yes?"

Hym "OK!"
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Religion "HRRRGHK!!"

Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"

Little girl "No..."

Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."

Religion by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

Can't do anything about it

Nono I can do something about it you bitch.

Hym "I can't do anything about it? I ALREADY HAVE! I've shaped the course of human history! And if you try to stop me from carving my name into the discourse I will just find something else to carve it into! I will rewrite the overarching narrative under which you await your impending death WITH MY BARE HANDS and you will sing my praises.. In your prayers... For eternity!"

Can't do anything about it by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

.44 

It means he's got a 2 to 1 death to kill ratio. So he's got 17 kills which means he has about... 36-38 deaths?

Hym "So yeah. .44 means he dies twice for every 1 kill he gets. Depending on the game it could be a role issue rather than a skill issue. If you're playing healer support you not likely to get a lot or any kills but you are bound to die a could times. And in 20 games that could only amount to 2 or 3 deaths per game. But if it's a shooter that's bad. Depending on the shooter it might not be AS bad as it could be. He likely doesn't have very many games played if he only has 38-ish. If you're playing rainbow 6 seige or something there are only 5 kills TO BE had per round. I can't remember how many rounds you play but if it's best 2 out of three you could only get a maximum of between 10 and 14 kills (assuming that in the round you lost you killed 4 out of 5 and the 5th guy killed you losing you the round and taking you to round 3). But it's unlikely that you'll solo team-wipe in a 5v5 game very often."

.44 by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

Oct 25, 2023 

You ready Alex? Here it is:

Hym "Oct 25, 2023? I probably could have stopped that from happening. Whatever happened during the 7 days in that hospital is less effective than I am and I've likely already stopped a few for which I haven't gotten credit. And I would wager that the would be shooter that contacted that guy Jordan talked to in that one podcast is one of them. So, if you weren't so concerned with wasting my time on your frivolous sophistical nonsense (i.e. your bullshit values that are fabricated entirely by inferior minds), we would have 18 more pre-corpses shambling about. You (collectively) refused to admit that you are both useless and the impetus for your own destruction and because you're unwilling to do this your only option is to play at solving problems and fail perpetually. You will repeatedly attempt to jam the square that constitutes you values into the circle hole that constitutes the problems you're facing and the wages of sin will be death. And all because you both want to be the guy and are not AND don't want ME to be the guy and I AM"

Oct 25, 2023 by Hym Iam November 27, 2023