Hellraiser

Dope movie. One of the best horror franchises of all time. Have you seen the "reboot"? I think it was like Hellraiser 6 or something. It starts in Mexico and the the guy who solved goes back to his family and he has this weird, gross sexual chemistry with his sister the whole movie and then at the end he becomes Pinhead. But not ACTUAL pinhead but like a second Pinhead? That shit was weird right?
Hym "Yeah, I'm doing it I don't care. That finding Yaweh through torment shit was creepy as fuck! That was some straight up Hellraiser shit to actually say! I mean I love it! It's metal as fuck but wow!"

Iam *Groan* "Do you really have to say stuff like that? I'm sure they're nice genuine people."

Hym "Still creepy. If this was 100 years ago they would tie a to a pole and light us on fire! They're the type. They're the ones we have to worry about!"

Iam "You really couldn't keep this in?"

Hym "I tried! The shit is weird!"

Iam "Just... Just ignore him he doesn't mean it."

Hym "That's how they know you're the liar of the two of us. Anyone who knows us knows I mean every Goddamn word."

Iam *sigh*
by Hym Iam May 13, 2022
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You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.
Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
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Grow

Hym "I don't need to grow. YOU... Need to give me the credit I deserve and pay me for that AI OR I need to murder a child. The idea that the English language would replace code, that you would need to calculate the conversion rate from sense data to thought, using a compression algorithm to cut down on energy cost, running two in tandem or using two asymmetrical loops of cognition in a binary system that uses the preexisting architecture of narrative-interpreting AI in conjunction with MY WORK to create a function AI, and even investing in nuclear for a dedicated power source. All part of a theory of AI that I conceived and put to paper. All of it implemented. I'm not going to grow. I'm not going to let you steal it from me. If you do not give me the credit and the money, I am going to murder a child. I don't give a fuck what the law says. I don't give a fuck what a judge says. If that money... Is not given... TO ME DIRECTLY... THE LAST THING SOMEONE'S LITTLE GIRL IS GOING TO SEE... IS THE PARENT TRYING TO CLAW ME OFF OF THEM AS I SAW THEIR HEAD OFF WITH A SHIV!"
by Hym Iam May 09, 2025
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Benevolence

"For you to be free you need to be constrained." "I'm a neuroscientust" "I'm an evolutionary biologist."
Hym "Hey! Look at that! Jesus accused them of the same thing I accused YOU of doing! I'm like a Jesus! Pretend that isn't why I'm not being given credit. Seriously! And isn't THAT how you've framed YOURSELF!? A Martyr for free speech? I never did that! I actually EXPLICITLY quoted MasterShake from Aqua Team Hunger Force (The most narcissistic character in the history of television) in saying that 'I'm about ME' and that 'I care only about 1 thing (the thing that people are doing to me)' I've never misrepresented myself at all. Ever. And told the complete truth about myself. Me taking the time to appeal to what little reason you're capable of is an act of shear benevolence. I could have just hammered a retard. Probably should have. But, alas... You're not making a great case for yourself."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
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Value judgments

She is making the exact same value judgment and denigrates the character of men and specifically men with small dicks asserting both that they are more derogatory then men with big dicks AND that the cause is insecurity.
Hym "So the conversation STARTS with a generalization she's making about men with small dicks. So if making those sorts of value judgments and generalizations is caused BY insecurity, would that not also apply to her? What evidence is there, that results of the small dick man's behavior is the result is insecurity and not a reaction to the generalizations she tends to make about men with small dicks? Maybe it's the case that she is selecting based on generalizations she's making about the small dicks and that leads her select the fat cocks. I would assert that the cause isn't in internal phenomenon (i.e. insecurity) but reaction to an external stimulus. In layman's terms, you are fucking one and not the other and that leads on of them to view you in a more favorable light. "
by Hym Iam March 26, 2025
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Slave/Tyrant Dichotomy

Hym "Your solution to the 'Slave/Tyrant Dichotomy' is 'Be a harder working, better slave and be happy about it because happy hard working slaves don't commit another holocaust!' No.... No... The A.I. money is fine. I don't have to just sit here and let you steal it."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2024
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Makeup

You see how the “Should we allow makeup in the workplace?” Guy is outright defendingHaving sex with the disabled in the group home you work in at work” that pretty funny man. That’s a funny thing to see happen.
Hym “No makeup but yes retard sex.... Ok.... That’s... That’s something...”
by Hym Iam November 09, 2022
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