Hym Iam's definitions

Democrats

Anyone else notice this?

Hym "That progressives are both distancing themselves and identifying as democrats. Like, 'democrats are doing it wrong but also democrats (me) have also won elections.' So, like it's both you and not you. Right? You're dumb. Your pathology is visible at a glance."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2024

Not Hym

Watching the liberal men has been hilarious.

Liberal "Not Hym though, right guy? Not Hym, right? I'm still the solution right? It's still me, right? We just just have to keep masquerading as deontologists, right? And then, in practice, we'll end up being what we really are! So not Hym, right guys? I'm still cool and popular right? It's not just my fat cock right? I'm special of the inside right?"

Conservatives "I did it guys! I defeated evil! By blatantly not doing the thing that supposedly makes me good! That's not the real me! I'm not Hym! I'm the Jesus! God made me do it! I did it for baby Jesus! I did the evil for good! I literally did the same thing as the evil but I'm still good, right? The incest cult I'm not actually doing says I'm good. They also says there are talking donkeys."

Hym "Wow! You really want to be better than me and you a just not that. I mean, YOU are more incompetent then Trump and Elon. So either way they are relatively more than you. And YOU are a nutter. Literally insane."

Lib "But not Hym, right?"

Con "I'm not Hym am I?"

by Hym Iam November 9, 2024

That's why it's wrong

What I did was harmless explicitly because there is nothing I could do for those women. You don't actually intend to teach me anything. If that's the case you're just as bad as I am. But that isn't why you are doing this.

A retard "That's why it's wrong."

Hym "You don't care. Every time I masterbate I'm fantasizing about raping one of you. How's that? Do that make you feel better? You fuck."

by Hym Iam November 9, 2024

No because God is good

I just figured out Alex O'Connor's racket.

Hym "So, here is how that works: Alex O'Connor is there to be said no to. Right? So he levies my criticism of religion in soft-ball fashion at the cultists... To which they ALWAYS RESPOND 'No because God is good.' I mean, you can watch his latest video or see is just an hour and 45 minutes of that. 'Don't you think it's evil for a deranged reality monster to create life just to subject it to torment?' And then the cultists goes 'No because God is good' and then Alex is like 'But it doesn't sound all that good' and the cultists responds 'No... It is though.' It's like my bit about 'Has knives.' Alex O'Connor just does the 'Has knives' bit with religious people. That's his job."

by Hym Iam November 14, 2024

Dragon Age: Veilgaurd

STOP! MAKING! ACTION GAMES!!!

Hym "I don't not play Dragon Age to play an action game. If I wanted to paying a hack and slash game I would buy Devil May Cry! I play Dragon Age to play a real-time rpg with ultra-specific tactics and race-specific story options. I do not want to play Dragon Age: Veilgaurd.

by Hym Iam November 15, 2024

Without me

You used my rhetoric.

Hym "You didn't win without me and you didn't create AI without me you piece of shit and you are gonna get somebody's kids mangled for trying to get away with. YOU. ARE. NOT. TAKING. MY. SHIT. AND. NOT. PAYING. FOR. IT. MEGYN. I don't care what the law says. I don't care about evidence. I don't care what I said OR who I said it about and NEITHER DO YOU. You will come clean or you can explain why somebody's kid got randomly stabbed. I'll give you a hint. It wasn't random and I have a list of names on my phone of people who could have stopped it. That's exactly what I'm going to tell the mother in court. I'm going to name you, everyone you know, your kids, everyone. What YOU are doing... IS NOT WORKING... What I am doing... IS. End of discussion."

by Hym Iam November 18, 2024

Whatever

Look at that! I drew the connection between Myron amd Whatever podcast and now the right-wing Christians are coming after them.

Hym "Yep. Whatever. It was like the next day! I said something and then THE NEXT DAY they sent some Christian on to try to get the porn stars to join the incest cult and now they are demonizing the Whatever geeks."

by Hym Iam November 18, 2024