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Hym Iam's definitions

The same thing as the last one except I have 1500 characters to explain it.
Iam "Ok... Where was I?... Oh! Two types of Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra. Here we go. So you have 'Type A' right? Which is when the Female treats the Male as a type of proxy Female, see? And in this type of relationship the Female will do things with the male (or attempt to do things) that they would usually do with OTHER FEMALES, right? For example, they'll talk about their sexual relationships in great detail (Like mentioning the fact that the guy that they are cheating on their boyfriend with has a big dick while they look a developmentally disabled man-child in dead in the eyes OR request to use make-up on a Male). I don't think they realize what they are doing when they are doing it but THAT'S IT! They're treating the 'male platonic friend' as though they are a Female. They don't realize that this the type of thing they would only talk about with another FEMALE. They would never say anything like that to a Male they are trying to sleep with! Right!? So that's 'Type A'. Male is treated as a proxy female. 'Type B' (on the other hand) is where a Female is adopted as a proxy Male into group of males. But this can only exist within a group of males that are LARGELY SINGLE! Because once the Males of the group start to date, their partners don't want them hanging around other Females. Right!? So, Yeah..."

Hym "And then there is like 'Type C' which would be like the Mulder and Scully relationship from X-Files but that shit isn't real."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
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Lauren Southern Drama

OOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIT!
Hym "DESTINY AND LAUREN SOUTHERN DMS JUST LEAKED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE LAUREN SOUTHERN DRAMA ENSUES! COULD IT BE!? ANOTHER POOR YOUTUBE GURL DEFRAUDED BY A SERIAL RAPIST PRETENDING TO BE ME!? OH NO!"
by Hym Iam November 23, 2024
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The scientist who cured breast cancer

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.
Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."
by Hym Iam August 23, 2024
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Implicit false dichotomy

We're seeing a lot of that recently in the discourse around "Victimhood"
Hym "And how it works is basically like this: So-and-so will sarcastically say 'Well this person is clearly a victim.' And what they are insinuating is that the person is 'acting as though they are a victim even though they are are not.' This creates the implicit false dichotomy between 'People who act like victims' and 'People who don't.' The former are 'The bad ones' and the latter are 'The good ones.' Sound familiar? It's the 'good one/bad one frame.' I'VE WRITTEN ABOUT THAT BEFORE! REMEMBER!? It's a framing tool they like to use! See it!? And that's all it is. It doesn't mean anything."
by Hym Iam April 5, 2023
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Summon

Nah bitch, I can summon you
Hym "You're lucky I DIDN'T summon you. You think Jordan got it bad... You'd be working for Marvel explaining to your fans how REALLY Ironman was trans all along! The suit is just a metaphor for being trapped in a masculine body! Irontrans written by..."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2024
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pick a side

Hym "I don't have to pick a side because you're both zealous dogshit who need to compensate for being ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS AND WORTHLESS BY STEALING FROM ME."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2024
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Axioms

What? No we don't.
Hym "We don't need to share axioms to for us to communicate. We speak the same language. The utterances and symbols have an intrinsic meaning entirely independent of whether or not I accept your axioms."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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