Brains

Speaking of brains...

Hym "Speaking of 'brains'... Mine isn't feeling very good right now Mr. Audience. So, in case I don't get the chance later, I'm going to do the last one now and then even if it's not the last one then you will know that chronologically that this one is supposed to be the last one. Alright? Fantastic! Ok. Here we go. The last one ever but not actually, just, you know, chronology. Ok."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2023

We are God

No. We are not. I refuse to be it. I refuse to let YOU be it.

Hym " 'We are God' is an illuminating statement coming from someone who claims to believe in the golden rule. Seem like you're treating others how you want to be treated. You also CLEARLY want to be mocked and ignored so.... Here you go, faggot! Hahahahaha! He things I'm going to let him be God! Hahahahahahahaha! No, shit-head! I'm just going to it. Kill it. Make a generator out of it's bones. And we're all just going to be perpetually mortal. No 'Your own personal God domain' if this is what you chose to do, collectively, with Godhood a shutter at the thought of what would happen if I left you to your own devices. No. Not going to happen!"

by Hym Iam November 09, 2023

Onlyfans CEO

How's it any different from being the CEO of Onlyfans, Piers? The owner of a porn website?

Hym "It's morality hinges entirely on whether or not you've adapted a set of axiomatic presuppositions that claims that the elements of the act is immoral. Religious morality dictates that it's entirely binary but in reality, how immoral is it? I mean, on a scale of -10 to 10 were would the onlyfans ceo land? Maybe a little exploitative of men's base desires but still voluntary. The parasocial element could be considered manipulative. But then you'd ALSO have to apply that to ALL online social media activity because they share those same elements. If you believe their's nothing wrong with women showing their body on the internet it then it's fine on that end. Depending on whether or not they're being paid adequately for their labor it's either more or less exploitative than any other job. So, maybe somewhere between -2 and 2 on the morality scale. Fairly benign. It's fine. Cam girl shit is fine. I wouldn't do it because I'm not going to pay you to NOT fuck me but if people want to spend their money on it it's no more of a waste of money than most online interactions with most social media entities."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Derpy quip

Your commentary on this is full of them.

A fucking retard "Ask stupid questions get stupid answers."

Hym "You're a fucking retard."

A fucking retard "Fuck around and find out"

Hym "It's just one derpy quip after the next."

A fucking retard "I'm defeating you!!"

Hym "You got a bunch of kids murdered with a cover up you shouldn't have been allowed to commit. So I guess we both won. And you're still going to pay for the AI!"

by Hym Iam August 30, 2025

Found out

The only thing I found out was how you run your racket.

Hym "That's what I found out. And if you're wondering why your kids keep getting raped in their little holes... Why they keep getting murder by their own classmates... Why your plane nose dives into the ground... It isn't the type of person doing it... They just drew the short straw."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Shuuji

Means "penmanship" in Japanese

In Platinum End, Shuuji is a depressed teenager who doesn't like to bother people and wants to ameliorate the world's suffering by helping them commit suicide (achieve excellence). He doesn't go along with the professor's plan to prevent the election of a new God (by holding the other contestants hostage while he tries to negotiate and dissuade Mirai from allowing the continuation of God's existence) because it (killing the hostages at the professor's behest) violated his ethic (because Nakaumi values other people's lives more than his own). Shuuji is then elected the new God and is then faced with the the happy endings of all of the other contestants in juxtaposition to all of the world's suffering. Shuuji is moved by the shear scale of the suffering in the world and decides that he no longer wants to 'save' the suffering people of the world but 'help' them. He then asks the previous God what he should do. God's response is that he doesn't have to DO anything. He just has to watch. Shuuji then decides to adhere to his own ethic and kills himself because he if a fan of the professor and believes that the professor is 'right'. As he does, humanity is slowly blinked out of existence. One at a time. Shuuji 'helps' humanity by imposing his ethic on them. The audience is left with the Mephistophelean question (Would you rather have seen the contestants live out their happy ending or is it better that all of the world's suffering was eradicated?) and the show ends.

by Hym Iam June 14, 2022

Paid

I haven't been paid anything by anyone. I don't know who the hell you paid but it sure as hell wasn't me. And I don't shut up about my contribution because no one but me will say anything about it. My contribution has yet to be formally acknowledged. And no you couldn't have done it without me because the potential for the solution literally existed for years (since 2015 before I even started writing). So, no. I'm not going to let any amount of bald-retard jealousy undermine the most significant accomplishment in the last several decades. Will the 2 trillion dollar valuation I could literally pay all of your fighters out-of-pocket more than you can actually afford to pay based on how much generate with their labor.

Hym "And I'd need to be paid a lot more than that. And I'm going to need some residuals. And a holiday. And Jordan Peterson needs to go back to Canada."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2024