Hym Iam's definitions
Rated-E for everyone
Hym "I don't give a shit if I agree with you or even like you; Anyone can catch these (conceptual) hands. And catch them you will. In direct response to perceived slight. Or if I get disgruntled by a thing you've said that is entirely unrelated to me. Or a thing that reminds me of something I don't like that also reminds me of you. There are 0 reasons for which I will not slang these (conceptual) 'thangs'. 'Thangs' meaning 'hands'. But not actual hands. Conceptual ones. It might even be over something as little as me thinking you think a thing that I don't like people to think. Blam! Conceptual hands! Just like that. It's that easy. It happens that fast. 'Why is that (conceptual) fist flying at me?' you'll ask. But you're asking the wrong guy. You'd better ask my therapist because even I don't."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
Get the These (conceptual) handsmug. If your description of the events that took place here is discordant with mine... You may be a delusion liar. I would tell you to fix yourself but it would be like telling a retard to wipe his own ass.
Hym "Much like your religion, that's not what actually happened here. Your assessment of what is happening is deliberately wrong and it has already gotten and will get children killed."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2025
Get the Not what actually happenedmug. There you go. Round em up. Get the shit-lib propagandists in a cage. Emma said something about MeidasTouch so start with them. Get them all rounded up and don't release them until they give up the person responsible for this and then, I don't know, kill them all 🤷 ♂️ It'll be good.
Hym "Mass arrests are a great idea! Start with the progressives because they are actively colluding to hide illegal immigrants. Then, once I get my money your children can be safe again! There is really only one option here. Look how much you have all lost in trying to split the baby on this one. It isn't going to work. You need to give the baby back to the rightful mother (me). And these shit-libs will give up immediately. Because they never actually cared in the first place. And neither did you."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2025
Get the Mass Arrestsmug. Hym "He isn't even selling the Peterson Academy TO THE STUDENTS. He's talking straight TO the employees! The ad is literally HIM (Not me Hym but HIM, him) selling the students TO the employers BEFORE HE EVEN HAS ANY STUDENTS! 'I don't have any mandingos NOW but when I do they'll be the best mandingos around! So buy-er "hire them preferentially" from me! MY mandingos will be high in trait conscientiousness and general cognitive ability' It's insane! And I would know! I mean, at least when I dehumanize people THEY have (on some level) dehumanized ME FIRST! But he doesn't even acknowledge the students as a reality. What are the students getting? I still don't know."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
Get the The Admug. Hym "Yeah, I saw a clip of you calling out Hoe Rogan fans on Lex Friedman and he got super defensive. 'Watch it' Watch it or was kike? Get off his dick. Jewish faggot. 'I'm a fucking Jew-Jitsu master!' NOBODY CARES!!! Andrew Tate will kick you ass for me, you bagel. Wow! What a fucking dork! He's a dork! But what's this I hear about a hidden Michael Knowles debate? He must have looked stupid as fuck. Or they weren't able to edit ME out of the discussion."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2024
Get the Lexmug. The 'friends' of the shooter were lying and there's a very real possibility that they weren't actually his friends.
Hym "John Stewart was on the list! Mr. Bean was on the list. Hoe Jogan was on the list. These people have been enlisted by someone to do what they are doing. They don't need to have been paid. Jillian Michaels is starting to crack because she just wanted a career picking low-hanging fruit on an internet talkshow. What did the shooter say? I want to hear what the shooter said. Out of his own mouth. Because John Stewart will lie like a bitch until the day he days because that is all you could ever possibly learn from Jewish parents. He knows about my thing and he has the resources to confirm the veracity of the claim 'people are stalking and harassing other people in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it is leading to Mass murder, suicide, misdiagnosis, and/or being locked into a life of poverty my overpaid internet and television personalities' AND INSTEAD, John Stewart AGREED TO or WAS TOLD TO keep his mouth shut about it. In the name of the Jews or Women or Children and AT THE COST OF Jews (in the form of a synagogue shooting) or women (there's a documentary on Hulu that resembles what I'm talking about OR the Ukranian girl who got stabbed on the train by someone who was "allegedly schizophrenia") or Children (Your kids got shot in 2016 by a kid who was AFFECTIVELY SCHIZOPHRENIC BUT POTENTIALLY NOT ACTUALLY SCHIZOPHRENIC)"
by Hym Iam October 2, 2025
Get the John Stewart was on the listmug. Hym "I need to start clearing these tabs and finishing my thoughts. I mean... What if someone openned up my browser? They would uncover my secret identity! Oh wait everyone know who I am..."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
Get the Tabsmug.