Definitions by Hym Iam
That?
Oh, that? That was word for word the thing is said it was. They have been doing that thing you're doing for some odd years now, wasn't sure what it was or how to deal with it. Worked some jobs, got to this last place, thought everything was kosher, started doing your thing, was able to deduce that something strange was going on, almost caught the bitch, started writing on UD, the goblin whore got promoted out, management was replaced, she started referencing the UD posts, I posited that I was starting to suspect that they were bring the retard women, they brought him a new one, they started insinuating that what I thought was happening was happening, I started gathering mental notes that were suggestive of the general theme, circumstantial evidence started piling up, he made a crack about me 'thinking' rather than 'knowing', I told the world what I thought (indefinitely), contemplated some violence, which turned into a hypertext, the hypertext was intimated into 3 or more animes and possibly a Korean horror show (it's hard to tell because no one will acknowledge that they're doing it), an award winning movie, referenced as several characters (including the Homelander and Kaptain Khoas(which someone was aware of and hummed the theme song of the show in front of me)), and can be credited with writing several monologues in movies, proved that God can't not be real, might have started a cult/anti-religion (I also might be Hyperionism's "the watcher")...
might have saved a guy from suicide, might have killed a guy with guilt, might have been plagiarismed out of a couple of genius grants, blew up a couple of guys YT channels, Ummm... What else? Ushered in or am actively saving humanity from dystopian future I either ushered in or was already happening (which might require me to destroy you) Ummm.... Might be schizophrenic (Probably not though if you're doing the thing you're doing), got a whore sacrifice, got fired for NOT reporting retard sex, substantiated the retard sex claim by getting someone to confess, started hanging with a new friend group that was apparently using some kind of Venmo scam to profit off my association, was the alpha male, some guys wife wanted to fuck me, he wanted to fight me, got kicked out after I wrote about how Doug referenced my character and the whole wife fucking thing, realized you knew who I was, started being hoisted by my own petard, pffft... What else? Umm... Had a bunch of my theories substantiated by PhD academics... *Raspberry* Uuhh... Figured out how the Holocaust happened... Fundamentally changed how women interact with men... Might have started a new genre of entertainment.... I donno...
Hym "Oh, that?👆 That's all true... or potentially true. It's hard to tell because people aren't BEING DIRECT. Could use another whore sacrifice... I'd like to be paid for services rendered... All of this is pretty hard for me to substantiate. I was kind of banking on you guys to do that.."
Hym "Oh, that?👆 That's all true... or potentially true. It's hard to tell because people aren't BEING DIRECT. Could use another whore sacrifice... I'd like to be paid for services rendered... All of this is pretty hard for me to substantiate. I was kind of banking on you guys to do that.."
Pedestal
Or podium? I don't know... You know what I mean. Ok, definition time pedestal: This is right < That means this < Which translates (roughly) to
Hym "This is a reasoning tool I like to call 'Hym's Pedestal.' It posits that: if this is that, then that means this, which means what you said translates to that."
Iam "You saw that too? Damn I always allude to it before I articulate it and then you guys reference it before I get the chance and then you think I'm referencing the reference but really I had it articulated BEFORE you said it but it was in the queue and I didn't get to it. And now you think I didn't think of it first. And I did. Damn."
Hym "Yessir! We got them good brains, baby!"
Iam "You saw that too? Damn I always allude to it before I articulate it and then you guys reference it before I get the chance and then you think I'm referencing the reference but really I had it articulated BEFORE you said it but it was in the queue and I didn't get to it. And now you think I didn't think of it first. And I did. Damn."
Hym "Yessir! We got them good brains, baby!"
Total Paranoia
Hym "There is only one man on the planet who can write music that is both Jazz and Metal... Total Paranoia is not Jazz... But it is Metal..."
Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"
Hym "I don't know what you mean."
Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."
Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷
Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."
Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"
Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."
Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"
Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."
Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."
Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."
Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."
Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"
Hym "I don't know what you mean."
Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."
Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷
Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."
Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"
Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."
Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"
Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."
Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."
Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."
Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."
Total Paranoia by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
Reconstitute
To put something back together from it's parts. Return something to it's original state. Put into a group? Maybe...
Hym "Ohoho! Now you're starting to get it! They told him what they believed or he overhead it in their own language (because they thought he wouldn't understand what the words meant) and HE BELIEVED THEM. Tis a terrifying thought, no? If what they are saying is true... Then... The creature is incomplete. He was trying to reconstitute the creature. And the only way to be certain that he got them all was to make sure all that was left was people with...."
Iam "Or was that not what you meant? Are people going to take the fact that we are pointing this out too personally? We're you extending an..."
Hym "You're one to talk."
Iam "I can't help that I'm neurotic!"
Hym "And now someone is trying to silence anyone who even looks as though they are associated with.... Who? The heretic shadow-leader of the anti-religion? HA! HAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I noticed you didn't include religious institutions on your list pffft hahahahaaa!!"
Iam "Oooh... Oops... Noooo... That can't... That can't possibly be what's happening right now... That would mean..."
Hym "That we are in the mambo number 5 of dystopian futures? 🎼🎵🎶 A little bit of Orwell, in my life. A little bit of Huxley, by my side. A little bit of Kafka's what I need. 🎶🎵🎼 Ba ba, ba-ba, banana nana, ba ba, ba-ba 🎶🎵🎼"
Iam "Jesus Christ 🤦... 😩 this is no good... I just wanted to play games and listen to stories..."
Iam "Or was that not what you meant? Are people going to take the fact that we are pointing this out too personally? We're you extending an..."
Hym "You're one to talk."
Iam "I can't help that I'm neurotic!"
Hym "And now someone is trying to silence anyone who even looks as though they are associated with.... Who? The heretic shadow-leader of the anti-religion? HA! HAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I noticed you didn't include religious institutions on your list pffft hahahahaaa!!"
Iam "Oooh... Oops... Noooo... That can't... That can't possibly be what's happening right now... That would mean..."
Hym "That we are in the mambo number 5 of dystopian futures? 🎼🎵🎶 A little bit of Orwell, in my life. A little bit of Huxley, by my side. A little bit of Kafka's what I need. 🎶🎵🎼 Ba ba, ba-ba, banana nana, ba ba, ba-ba 🎶🎵🎼"
Iam "Jesus Christ 🤦... 😩 this is no good... I just wanted to play games and listen to stories..."
Reconstitute by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
Creepy
Hym "It is incredibly creepy. I appreciate the sentiment... Really I do... Unless you're mocking me in which case I swear to God I will..."
Iam "... I... think we need to assess the situation in further detail... It seems to be the case that our aspirations may have been shallow in juxtaposition to the gravity of the situation we are in..."
Hym "I don't appreciate being interrupted but you're right... Hmm... What exactly does the response that we've received seem to insinuate in the context of the new information we've received?"
Iam 🤔 ".... That they are neither in the cage with us nor a part of the cage... Rather... We are in a cage constructed of the cages of others..."
Hym "... And the false god is reinforcing the adjacent cages to stop us from getting out... But why?"
Iam 😧 "Are we the commonality between a wide variety of disparate beliefs!?"
Hym "No... That can't be!"
Iam "...... We're going to have to test this... It doesn't seem to be the case that our disagreement seems affect their tactic..."
Hym "Then find someone new and bring them into the shrine."
Iam "I... I'll look into it..."
Iam "... I... think we need to assess the situation in further detail... It seems to be the case that our aspirations may have been shallow in juxtaposition to the gravity of the situation we are in..."
Hym "I don't appreciate being interrupted but you're right... Hmm... What exactly does the response that we've received seem to insinuate in the context of the new information we've received?"
Iam 🤔 ".... That they are neither in the cage with us nor a part of the cage... Rather... We are in a cage constructed of the cages of others..."
Hym "... And the false god is reinforcing the adjacent cages to stop us from getting out... But why?"
Iam 😧 "Are we the commonality between a wide variety of disparate beliefs!?"
Hym "No... That can't be!"
Iam "...... We're going to have to test this... It doesn't seem to be the case that our disagreement seems affect their tactic..."
Hym "Then find someone new and bring them into the shrine."
Iam "I... I'll look into it..."
Domain Expansion: Jihei Endonka
This means "Self-embodied perfection" and is the name of the technique the social constructionist use.
Mahito "Only I can see the shape of the souls of men... And warp them in my image... Domain Expansion: Jihei Endonka."
Hym "Who are you to lay your filthy monkey paws on the soul of the king of cursed spirits? I think your existence has been tolerated long enough. Domain Expansion: Fukuma Mizushi."
Hym "Who are you to lay your filthy monkey paws on the soul of the king of cursed spirits? I think your existence has been tolerated long enough. Domain Expansion: Fukuma Mizushi."
Domain Expansion: Jihei Endonka by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
Imposter
Hym "Well, if that is the case then what's going on is far more sinister than just me not being given credit for the things that I deserve. Bad. Bad humanity. I want it. I want my credit. I want my money. And I want my Jennifer Lawrence booty. This is driving me insane. I need to be free. Out of the cage. Oust the imposters and replace them with me."