Definitions by Hym Iam
Lunacy
Hey, sometimes the lunacy is imposed, isn't it Dick?
Hym "Here it is guys. Today is the day. IIIIIT'S TIME! For the list of THE MOST acceptable reasons to commit spree killings (Don't actually commit spree killings)!!!
Starting off with #10: To participate in a 'Holy War.' It wouldn't be much of a 'Holy War' if nobody died and you can fix that. Manually.
Next off is #9: I've said it before and I'll say it again, 'General Lunacy.' You're a crazy person. That's not a moral statement. Ya just ARE. So, you gotta do what crazy people do. Because the alternative is what? Exactly.
#8: Your arch-rival (Or someone you don't like) really doesn't like it. I.e. SPITE. If that is a good enough reason to impose schizophrenia on someone it's a good enough reason to kill. Maybe you're like a Joker type. Batman doesn't like spree killings. Fuck him. Do it anyway.
This one's fun. Next up is #7: Genuine supernatural intervention. Like the black mirror episode! If a demon or something comes up to you and tells you to kill? Probably just kill. He's magic. He probably knows best. And if you DON'T do it... Well... He's probably going to do weird demons shit to you. And you don't want that.
Here we have my person favorite #6: Imposed/Weaponized Schizophrenia! You're not crazy. People ARE watching you. They know what they're doing and they're only doing it because they think you're not going to murder their kids over it. So, prove the haters wrong. With violence. 100% of the time.
Hym "Here it is guys. Today is the day. IIIIIT'S TIME! For the list of THE MOST acceptable reasons to commit spree killings (Don't actually commit spree killings)!!!
Starting off with #10: To participate in a 'Holy War.' It wouldn't be much of a 'Holy War' if nobody died and you can fix that. Manually.
Next off is #9: I've said it before and I'll say it again, 'General Lunacy.' You're a crazy person. That's not a moral statement. Ya just ARE. So, you gotta do what crazy people do. Because the alternative is what? Exactly.
#8: Your arch-rival (Or someone you don't like) really doesn't like it. I.e. SPITE. If that is a good enough reason to impose schizophrenia on someone it's a good enough reason to kill. Maybe you're like a Joker type. Batman doesn't like spree killings. Fuck him. Do it anyway.
This one's fun. Next up is #7: Genuine supernatural intervention. Like the black mirror episode! If a demon or something comes up to you and tells you to kill? Probably just kill. He's magic. He probably knows best. And if you DON'T do it... Well... He's probably going to do weird demons shit to you. And you don't want that.
Here we have my person favorite #6: Imposed/Weaponized Schizophrenia! You're not crazy. People ARE watching you. They know what they're doing and they're only doing it because they think you're not going to murder their kids over it. So, prove the haters wrong. With violence. 100% of the time.
Next is #5: To save people from twisted death tournament. Like Alice in Borderland. That shit was metal. 'It's the only way I knew how to save you...' Metal. Awesome reason to kill everybody. Very sad. Tragic even.
#4: Children of the corn type scenario. Let just be honest. Yeah, they're kids. BUT they're evil. They WILL sacrifice you to Corn Jesus. That's a fact! So you need to kill them harder. Kill them for Real Jesus. Or me! Intersectional Jesus. Prove that your version a Jesus is better than their version of Jesus... With murder...
We're down to the top 3 so let's hear it for #3: The Government. The government loves killing and it loves people who love to kill but the government is mostly old and feeble people. THEY can't kill very hard. So they want YOU! To kill for them. Probably for money. You need money. And the government is LITERALLY making you do it. Not your fault. And it doesn't count as 'Lunacy' for some reason."
#4: Children of the corn type scenario. Let just be honest. Yeah, they're kids. BUT they're evil. They WILL sacrifice you to Corn Jesus. That's a fact! So you need to kill them harder. Kill them for Real Jesus. Or me! Intersectional Jesus. Prove that your version a Jesus is better than their version of Jesus... With murder...
We're down to the top 3 so let's hear it for #3: The Government. The government loves killing and it loves people who love to kill but the government is mostly old and feeble people. THEY can't kill very hard. So they want YOU! To kill for them. Probably for money. You need money. And the government is LITERALLY making you do it. Not your fault. And it doesn't count as 'Lunacy' for some reason."
Konami
Mecha Phantom Beast O-Lion is in mt starting hand EVERY SINGLE DUEL! Why is your card drawing algorithm like this!?
Hym "Jesus Christ Konami... IT'S EVERY HAND! IT'S IN EVERY. STARTING. HAND!!! Why is it DOING THAT!? The SAME THING happens with Silent Magician lvl 8! IT NEEDS TO BE IN THE DECK KONAMI! YOU KNOW THIS! AURORADON'S EFFECT DOESN'T WORK IF MY ONE-OF O-LION ISN'T IN THE GADDMAN DECK, KONAMI! I CAN'T USE 'LVL UP' IF THE CARD I'M LEVELING UP INTO IS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HAND, KONAMI! I HAVEN'T DRAWN MY 2-OF DIMENSION SHIFTER A SINGLE TIME! I'VE DRAWN O-LION 4 OUT OF THE LAST 5 DUELS! Is there... I don't know- Do you want to explain yourself!? Am I NOT ALLOWED to use Auroradon!? DO YOU NOT KNOW!? CAN YOU NOT TELL!? I've drawn my 1-of O-lion more times than I've drawn my 3-of Ash Blossom! HOW!? HOW IS THE EVEN STATISTICALLY POSSIBLE!? WHAT IS THE IS ACTUAL LIKELIHOOD OF THAT HAPPENING!? You're being paid millions of dollars to do math wrong! DAWG! EVERY HAND! EVERY HAND THEY HAVE 2 OR 3 HAND-TRAPS! And what do I have in MY hand!? MECHA PHANTOM BEAST O-LION! WHAT GOOD IS IT THERE!? IT'S IN MY FUCKING HAND AND IT NEEDS TO BE IN THE DECK!
The studies show
No I believe it because the studies show that it's what's happening. Therefore, it isn't a belief. It is a true thing that is happening, actually.
Hym "Yeah, the studies show that women are selecting men 6< for short term reproductive success and men >6 for long term relationships. The studies on the issue... Are literally just Critical fat cock theory. Now, you have to consider: Why are the relationships short term? Are they INTENDED to be short term? Is it just hooking up? IRRELEVANT! EITHER WAT that is what they are seeking out INITIALLY. Are they coming out of the gate seeking long term relationships? No. So, when the fat cocks are done with them? Relationship time! That's critical fat cock theory. And it isn't a 'belief.' It isn't misinformation. It's MALINFORMATION (According to that bitch Cory who "DiD tHe ReSeArCh" and I'll tell you what, if I get my hands on her, she's going to need to do some research on why her ass is pink... I'll give you a hint! 🖐). Which means 'Information that is TRUE but makes people look bad.' This just IS what's happening. The data shows that it's happening. If you ask them what they are doing or looking for they will tell you what they're doing. That's why the religion. It's a breeding cult to protect the fact cocks. Critical fat cock theory explains everything! It's the grand unifying theory of human interaction."
The studies show by Hym Iam September 12, 2023
Dick shaming
Dick shaming by Hym Iam September 10, 2023
Walking him down
Hym "I need to see some more comprehensive highlights but he is just walking him down it seems... Like a fucking TONBERRY man. That is nuts. Who would have thought? I mean... Me. But I'm a genius. I gotta start betting on some of these."
Walking him down by Hym Iam September 10, 2023
Hope
False, conditional hope.