HumaneAnimal's definitions

bumbard

1. To attack a bum vigorously or persistently.

2. To attack vigorously or persistently with a bum.

Bobo really bumbarded that hot chick on the dance floor.

by HumaneAnimal October 6, 2017

trannyscendent

While mildly confused or lacking understanding about transsexuals, being over it and treating them with the dignity and respect human beings deserve.

Donald Trump needs a trannyscendent coach.

by HumaneAnimal October 11, 2017

pumpin pie

Like in the movie American Pie. The BDSM version includes whipped cream.

Bobo, get your dick out of the pumpin pie!

by HumaneAnimal October 20, 2017

laddiebug

A male ladybug.

Hey Bobo, there’s a laddiebug humping your leg.

by HumaneAnimal October 13, 2017

Oopsie poopsie

When you don’t make it to the toilet in time and shit your pants.

Today Bobo had to clean up his oopsie poopsie cuz we couldn’t find a bathroom in time.

by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017

Ho-spital

Where all the sexy nurses on Halloween work.

Sexy nurse costumes are so popular that my Halloween party is going to look like a ho-spital.

by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017

Guacahole

Vaginal discharge.

Bobo went to pleasure that tramp and got a mouthful of guacahole.

by HumaneAnimal October 25, 2017