Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.

1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.

by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018

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Spic and Span swipe

When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.

Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.

by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018

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While mildly confused or lacking understanding about transsexuals, being over it and treating them with the dignity and respect human beings deserve.

by HumaneAnimal October 11, 2017

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Bobo isn’t free on Hersday cuz of his hunny do list.

by HumaneAnimal November 02, 2017

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What you say to someone when you play a practical joke on them.

Happy Pranksgiving, Bobo! Have fun cleaning up the egg on your windows!

by HumaneAnimal November 18, 2017

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Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

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When you’re going pee and after it seems done, it comes back to life and you pee some more.

Bobo stopped and started his piss five times in one pissing, so now I believe in peeincarnation.

by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017

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