Oopsie poopsie

When you don’t make it to the toilet in time and shit your pants.

Today Bobo had to clean up his oopsie poopsie cuz we couldn’t find a bathroom in time.

by HumaneAnimal October 16, 2017

Planksgiving

Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.

Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.

Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Spic and Span swipe

When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.

Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.

by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018

Hexxon

Witches’ broom fueling station.

Bobo’s girlfriend needs to stop at Hexxon on the way home.

by HumaneAnimal November 27, 2017

Googley

What you call Google when it acts stupid.

Bobo’s GPS led him astray by 10 miles, thanks to Googley Maps.

by HumaneAnimal December 05, 2017

Automomeal

When you purchase and consume a meal without ever leaving your automobile.

We hit Wendy's drive through for an automomeal and ate it in the car.

by HumaneAnimal August 16, 2017