HumaneAnimal's definitions

Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.

Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Hozart

A musician whose sex appeal is a large part of their success.

Brittany Spears is a modern day Hozart.

by HumaneAnimal December 18, 2017

Ranksgiving

When someone farts or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving.

Bobo was the Ranksgiving turkey when he stank up the only bathroom at grandma’s.

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Skanksgiving

The sluttiest holiday. Paired with Wanksgiving, it’s another name for an x-rated Thanksgiving.

Bobo had a blast on Skanksgiving this year with the escort he brought to grandma’s house.

by HumaneAnimal April 20, 2018

Planksgiving

Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.

Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

Yanksgiving

A New England yankee thanksgiving.

All of Bobo’s relatives are from New England, so they got together for Yanksgiving this year.

by HumaneAnimal November 22, 2017

Merry Pissmas

What you say to someone who urinates during the holiday season.

Ok, Bobo, the bathroom’s all yours. Merry Pissmas!

by HumaneAnimal December 8, 2017