HumaneAnimal's definitions

Little Teaser’s

When you order a “Hot ‘n’ Ready” (like Little Caesar’s) date from an online dating service, and they ghost you or stand you up.

All Bobo got from Little Teaser’s last night was blue balls.

by HumaneAnimal May 28, 2018

snackpetizer

Snack food eaten as an appetizer.

Bobo had a Combos snackpetizer before dinner.

by HumaneAnimal May 2, 2018

Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.

1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.

by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018

Hercushionist

When you play her boobs, butt, or belly like a percussionist.

Bobo laid down some tribal beats on his girlfriend’s ass and titties. He is a talented hercushionist.

by HumaneAnimal April 20, 2018

Skanksgiving

The sluttiest holiday. Paired with Wanksgiving, it’s another name for an x-rated Thanksgiving.

Bobo had a blast on Skanksgiving this year with the escort he brought to grandma’s house.

by HumaneAnimal April 20, 2018

Spic and Span swipe

When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.

Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.

by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018

Hozart

A musician whose sex appeal is a large part of their success.

Brittany Spears is a modern day Hozart.

by HumaneAnimal December 18, 2017