HumaneAnimal's definitions

Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.

1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.

by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018

Spic and Span swipe

When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.

Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.

by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018

Chef Boyarmee

What to call yourself when you cook something good.

Chef Boyarmee made that grilled cheese sandwich.

by HumaneAnimal October 5, 2017

Oopsie poopsie

When you don’t make it to the toilet in time and shit your pants.

Today Bobo had to clean up his oopsie poopsie cuz we couldn’t find a bathroom in time.

by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017

Dranksgiving

Alcohol enhanced Thanksgiving.

Bobo showed up with a twelve pack for Dranksgiving.

by HumaneAnimal November 16, 2017

dudely noted

Duly noted, dude style.

Bobo: That’s the last dab, dude.

Me: Dudely noted, dude.

by HumaneAnimal November 25, 2017

snackpetizer

Snack food eaten as an appetizer.

Bobo had a Combos snackpetizer before dinner.

by HumaneAnimal May 2, 2018