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Dranksgiving

Bobo showed up with a twelve pack for Dranksgiving.
by HumaneAnimal November 16, 2017
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Ranksgiving

When someone farts or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving.
Bobo was the Ranksgiving turkey when he stank up the only bathroom at grandma’s.
by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017
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Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.
Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!
by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017
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Wanksgiving

Adult X rated Thanksgiving. Festivities include stuffing the turkey and cherry pie.
Bobo had a great Wanksgiving feast when he ate his girlfriend out.
by HumaneAnimal November 13, 2017
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Shanksgiving

Bobo had a bummer of a Shanksgiving in jail, but at least he didn’t get shanked.
by HumaneAnimal November 12, 2017
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Planksgiving

Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.
by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017
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Tanksgiving

Thanksgiving in the military or as a veteran.
Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.
by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017
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