HumaneAnimal's definitions

Transcendance

When you get over shit by dancing.

Bobo dealt with being rejected by the twerking hot chick by dancing the night away in an act of transcendance.

by HumaneAnimal November 6, 2017

Hercushionist

When you play her boobs, butt, or belly like a percussionist.

Bobo laid down some tribal beats on his girlfriend’s ass and titties. He is a talented hercushionist.

by HumaneAnimal April 20, 2018

Hairmonica

When your mustache hair gets caught in the harmonica you’re jammin’ on and it hurts like a bitch.

Bobo wasn’t just getting into the blues when he hit that last note, he was in pain ‘cuz he was playing hairmonica.

by HumaneAnimal November 8, 2017

Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017

Planksgiving

Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.

Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

Tanksgiving

Thanksgiving in the military or as a veteran.

Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

Shanksgiving

Thanksgiving in jail.

Bobo had a bummer of a Shanksgiving in jail, but at least he didn’t get shanked.

by HumaneAnimal November 12, 2017