Hugh g rection 's definitions

cunnilingus

a) To go muff diving
b) An expert in foreign languages

I got that job because im such a cunning linguist.

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

flaps

a) Aerodynamic devices found at the trailing edges of aircraft wings, used to augment lift at a lower speed during takeoff and landing.
b) The meaty lips you love to nibble on when you go muff diving

a) Flaps down 15 degrees check!

b) Hmmm pull on my flaps honey uhhh pull em ooooohhhh pull em!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

f-unit

The toughest fucking gang to ever take to the streets. www.geocites.com/eph_unit

Damn dogg these f-unit gangstas stomped my head in last night.

by Hugh G Rection April 8, 2005

Turd

Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.

From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

lewinsky

Common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot semen stains on fabric.

Pass me the lewinsky, Scully... this sure looks like extraterrestrial spunk

by Hugh G Rection January 24, 2006

Mop

that's when u got such a large cock you go about dragging it on the floor.
Also known as a mopwanger.

Make way... make way... mopwanger passing thru... doncha dare to step on it, or you can get mopbanged!

by Hugh G Rection October 30, 2003

Hairsuite

A mammoth amount of long, black, shinning pubic hair protruding from one's vagina.

John McDonagh's sister has her orginal hairsuite from 1980.

by Hugh G Rection May 12, 2003