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Get the elaphagina mug.Jam car (noun)
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Jam car (noun)
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Ex. “The jam car saved the whole shipment from de-railing when the Engineer had to slam on the brake to avoid a collision.
Slang - Jam car (verb)
definition: to bang sexually on a level which balances ferocity and love.
Ex. “I jam carred that broad all night long four months ago. She has demanded to pay my rent ever since.”
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Ex. “The jam car saved the whole shipment from de-railing when the Engineer had to slam on the brake to avoid a collision.
Slang - Jam car (verb)
definition: to bang sexually on a level which balances ferocity and love.
Ex. “I jam carred that broad all night long four months ago. She has demanded to pay my rent ever since.”
by Howard Alan S. May 27, 2022
Get the Jam Car mug.NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.
Def. 2 - A cuckold
Def. 2 - A cuckold
Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.
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