11 definitions by Howard Alan S.

chickenkisser

Homosexual male. One who prefers to perform oral sex on a man.

If I was a bettin' man, I'd bet 50 million that Richard Simmons is a chickenkisser.

by Howard Alan S. November 14, 2010

skidge

(Noun) - Ugly, stinky, bitch.

Dude, I wouldn't fuck her. She's a skidge!

by Howard Alan S. June 9, 2006

Geet

(Noun) - Faggot. Short for Fageet. Homo. Shitbreath. Pickle twister.

I saw Richard Simmons on the David Letterman show last night. Jesus, that dude is a geet.

by Howard Alan S. June 9, 2006

turd burp

Noun - A fart. To expell gas from one's anus.

Your wife's turd burps are fuckin' nasty!

by Howard Alan S. September 25, 2006

Button Boy

noun - A man who chooses to sit when he pees. A homosexual male. Queenbait. There are jeans that are actually designed for these men. They have a button fly, hence the term "Button Boy".

-"I hear Ryan Seacrest only wears button fly jeans."
-"Yeah, he's a Button Boy. You didn't know?"

by Howard Alan S. March 3, 2011

Buckeye

noun: the posterior opening of the alimentary canal. Anus.

I banged Jenny in her buckeye last night.

by Howard Alan S. October 2, 2008

Quinch

A gay man who has never experienced a woman, not even once. A pure bred homosexual.

Tom Brady is a quinch. Gisele is his beard. All of his kids are really fathered by Marky Mark Wahlberg including the one with Bridget Moynahan.

by Howard Alan S. January 12, 2014