Definitions by Howard Alan S.
Jam Car
Jam car (noun)
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Jam car (noun)
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Ex. “The jam car saved the whole shipment from de-railing when the Engineer had to slam on the brake to avoid a collision.
Slang - Jam car (verb)
definition: to bang sexually on a level which balances ferocity and love.
Ex. “I jam carred that broad all night long four months ago. She has demanded to pay my rent ever since.”
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Ex. “The jam car saved the whole shipment from de-railing when the Engineer had to slam on the brake to avoid a collision.
Slang - Jam car (verb)
definition: to bang sexually on a level which balances ferocity and love.
Ex. “I jam carred that broad all night long four months ago. She has demanded to pay my rent ever since.”
Jam Car by Howard Alan S. May 27, 2022
Quinch
Tom Brady is a quinch. Gisele is his beard. All of his kids are really fathered by Marky Mark Wahlberg including the one with Bridget Moynahan.
Quinch by Howard Alan S. January 11, 2014
Button Boy
noun - A man who chooses to sit when he pees. A homosexual male. Queenbait. There are jeans that are actually designed for these men. They have a button fly, hence the term "Button Boy".
Button Boy by Howard Alan S. March 18, 2011
chickenkisser
chickenkisser by Howard Alan S. November 17, 2010
Front Door Man
NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.
Def. 2 - A cuckold
Def. 2 - A cuckold
Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.
Front Door Man by Howard Alan S. August 9, 2007
fart breath
fart breath by Howard Alan S. October 5, 2006