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Jam car (noun)
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Jam car (noun)
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Ex. “The jam car saved the whole shipment from de-railing when the Engineer had to slam on the brake to avoid a collision.
Slang - Jam car (verb)
definition: to bang sexually on a level which balances ferocity and love.
Ex. “I jam carred that broad all night long four months ago. She has demanded to pay my rent ever since.”
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Ex. “The jam car saved the whole shipment from de-railing when the Engineer had to slam on the brake to avoid a collision.
Slang - Jam car (verb)
definition: to bang sexually on a level which balances ferocity and love.
Ex. “I jam carred that broad all night long four months ago. She has demanded to pay my rent ever since.”
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Def. 2 - A cuckold
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