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Definitions by Howard Alan S.

Jam car (noun)

definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Jam car (noun)

definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.

Ex. “The jam car saved the whole shipment from de-railing when the Engineer had to slam on the brake to avoid a collision.

Slang - Jam car (verb)
definition: to bang sexually on a level which balances ferocity and love.

Ex. “I jam carred that broad all night long four months ago. She has demanded to pay my rent ever since.”
Jam Car by Howard Alan S. May 27, 2022
A gay man who has never experienced a woman, not even once. A pure bred homosexual.
Tom Brady is a quinch. Gisele is his beard. All of his kids are really fathered by Marky Mark Wahlberg including the one with Bridget Moynahan.
Quinch by Howard Alan S. January 11, 2014

Button Boy 

noun - A man who chooses to sit when he pees. A homosexual male. Queenbait. There are jeans that are actually designed for these men. They have a button fly, hence the term "Button Boy".
-"I hear Ryan Seacrest only wears button fly jeans."
-"Yeah, he's a Button Boy. You didn't know?"
Button Boy by Howard Alan S. March 18, 2011

chickenkisser 

Homosexual male. One who prefers to perform oral sex on a man.
If I was a bettin' man, I'd bet 50 million that Richard Simmons is a chickenkisser.
chickenkisser by Howard Alan S. November 17, 2010
noun: the posterior opening of the alimentary canal. Anus.
I banged Jenny in her buckeye last night.
Buckeye by Howard Alan S. January 14, 2009

Front Door Man 

NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.

Def. 2 - A cuckold
Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.

fart breath 

Shitty stench that eminates from one's mouth; Ba Ba Booey's breath.
Ba Ba Booey has the worst fart breath.
fart breath by Howard Alan S. October 5, 2006