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Jam Car

Jam car (noun)

definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Jam car (noun)

definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.

Ex. “The jam car saved the whole shipment from de-railing when the Engineer had to slam on the brake to avoid a collision.

Slang - Jam car (verb)
definition: to bang sexually on a level which balances ferocity and love.

Ex. “I jam carred that broad all night long four months ago. She has demanded to pay my rent ever since.”
by Howard Alan S. May 27, 2022
mugGet the Jam Carmug.

Button Boy

noun - A man who chooses to sit when he pees. A homosexual male. Queenbait. There are jeans that are actually designed for these men. They have a button fly, hence the term "Button Boy".
-"I hear Ryan Seacrest only wears button fly jeans."
-"Yeah, he's a Button Boy. You didn't know?"
by Howard Alan S. March 18, 2011
mugGet the Button Boymug.

Front Door Man

NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.

Def. 2 - A cuckold
Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.
by Howard Alan S. August 9, 2007
mugGet the Front Door Manmug.

skidge

(Noun) - Ugly, stinky, bitch.
Dude, I wouldn't fuck her. She's a skidge!
by Howard Alan S. June 11, 2006
mugGet the skidgemug.

chickenkisser

Homosexual male. One who prefers to perform oral sex on a man.
If I was a bettin' man, I'd bet 50 million that Richard Simmons is a chickenkisser.
by Howard Alan S. November 17, 2010
mugGet the chickenkissermug.

fart breath

Shitty stench that eminates from one's mouth; Ba Ba Booey's breath.
by Howard Alan S. October 5, 2006
mugGet the fart breathmug.

Buckeye

noun: the posterior opening of the alimentary canal. Anus.
I banged Jenny in her buckeye last night.
by Howard Alan S. January 14, 2009
mugGet the Buckeyemug.

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