Buckeye

noun: the posterior opening of the alimentary canal. Anus.

I banged Jenny in her buckeye last night.

by Howard Alan S. January 14, 2009

elaphagina

A big, stinky, hairy, vagina. A fat woman's cooch.

"I'd bet 50 bucks that Star Jones has an elaphagina."

by Howard Alan S. September 20, 2005

Geet

(Noun) - Faggot. Short for Fageet. Homo. Shitbreath. Pickle twister.

I saw Richard Simmons on the David Letterman show last night. Jesus, that dude is a geet.

by Howard Alan S. June 11, 2006

Front Door Man

NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.

Def. 2 - A cuckold

Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.

by Howard Alan S. August 09, 2007

turd burp

Noun - A fart. To expell gas from one's anus.

Your wife's turd burps are fuckin' nasty!

by Howard Alan S. October 05, 2006

Quinch

A gay man who has never experienced a woman, not even once. A pure bred homosexual.

Tom Brady is a quinch. Gisele is his beard. All of his kids are really fathered by Marky Mark Wahlberg including the one with Bridget Moynahan.

by Howard Alan S. January 11, 2014

Button Boy

noun - A man who chooses to sit when he pees. A homosexual male. Queenbait. There are jeans that are actually designed for these men. They have a button fly, hence the term "Button Boy".

-"I hear Ryan Seacrest only wears button fly jeans."
-"Yeah, he's a Button Boy. You didn't know?"

by Howard Alan S. March 18, 2011