Howard Alan S.'s definitions

chickenkisser

Homosexual male. One who prefers to perform oral sex on a man.

If I was a bettin' man, I'd bet 50 million that Richard Simmons is a chickenkisser.

by Howard Alan S. November 17, 2010

skidge

(Noun) - Ugly, stinky, bitch.

Dude, I wouldn't fuck her. She's a skidge!

by Howard Alan S. June 11, 2006

Geet

(Noun) - Faggot. Short for Fageet. Homo. Shitbreath. Pickle twister.

I saw Richard Simmons on the David Letterman show last night. Jesus, that dude is a geet.

by Howard Alan S. June 11, 2006

fart breath

Shitty stench that eminates from one's mouth; Ba Ba Booey's breath.

Ba Ba Booey has the worst fart breath.

by Howard Alan S. October 5, 2006

turd burp

Noun - A fart. To expell gas from one's anus.

Your wife's turd burps are fuckin' nasty!

by Howard Alan S. October 5, 2006

elaphagina

A big, stinky, hairy, vagina. A fat woman's cooch.

"I'd bet 50 bucks that Star Jones has an elaphagina."

by Howard Alan S. September 20, 2005

Front Door Man

NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.

Def. 2 - A cuckold

Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.

by Howard Alan S. August 9, 2007