Parking attendant

n. (collective)
1. Springing from the lifeform that was the lowly Traffic Warden, these Council driven Plightfiddlers go around with an excessive desire to become Hitler. Worse cases are found in Plymouth, UK.
2. Cunts
"I can't stand their (Parking Attendants) pumptious, cunt-like attitude. They're all a bunch of plightfiddlers! I bet they're all McWabblers! Gits." TRH Tony Blair, Member of Parliament for Sedgefield, circa 1997
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badgermould

n.
1. A strong desire for strange grey mounds, not unlike a badger, on the side of your head.
2. A small town in Scotland
3. A haircut for a pumpcious cunt
Wife "My look Arthur. That man has a right badgermould going on!"
Arthur "Why, that's André from Full Speed Alone!"
Wife "Oh yes. What a pumpcious cockmerchant"
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Eleven Lives Left

adj. n. verb.
1. Nightmare.
2. A fear of having two of anything.
3. An irrational hatred of double chins.
4. A popular westcountry musical outfit, with a cunt playing bass in a very pumptious manner.
5. Not quite as good as Twelve Lives Left or Full Speed Alone.
Dave "Are you going to see Eleven Lives Left tonight mate?
Rob "No. They're shit."
Dave "Don't be stupid, they're good!"
Rob "But Luke plays in the band"
Dave "Oh yeah. He's a right pumptious cunt"
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tateism

tate.is.m
n.
1. an unnatural ability to isolate women. instead acting in a thoroughly pumpacious manner.
2. an unhealthy non-breathing problem when playing the guitar
3. the ability to entertain with strange head movements and knee-raising when playing the guitar
3. occasionally acting/looking like a cunt
"Oh dear. There goes Chris with another tateism"
"The problem with Chris is that he's prone to a tateism every now and again"
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pumptious

pum.p.tio.us
adj.
1. Attempting to attract the desires of male suitors.
2. Being of an easy persuasion in regards to entering sexual intercourse with men
3. Cunt
"Christ that Luke McGowan is really pumptious today" or
"I don't mind Rob Gray, he's just far too pumptious"
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cockmerchant

n.
1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.
2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking cock
3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than cunt or fuckwit.
Person "My my! That Dave Ankers is a right cockmerchant"
Person 2 "Fuck off you pumptious cunt"
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McWabbler

mc·wab·b·ler
n.
1. Lack of skill when utilising the mouth. Lacking mental skill or adroitness. Done without dextirity.
2. Cunt
"In the 1950s, a young Luke McGowan learnt that opening his 'top-hole' only went to prove that he was a McWabbler. Oh, and a bit of a cunt, as let's be honset, you can't plosih a turd"
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