badgermould

n.
1. A strong desire for strange grey mounds, not unlike a badger, on the side of your head.
2. A small town in Scotland
3. A haircut for a pumpcious cunt

Wife "My look Arthur. That man has a right badgermould going on!"
Arthur "Why, that's André from Full Speed Alone!"
Wife "Oh yes. What a pumpcious cockmerchant"

by How it is April 7, 2005

badgermole

A fictional creature in Avatar: the Last Airbender which is a cross between a badger and a mole. They are large, blind animals which were known to be the first earthbenders. They prey on wolfbats and are fond of music. When Toph Bei Fong was a young child, she ran away and hid in a cave, which was where she met them and was taught earthbending.

"I learned from badgermoles. They don't talk, but they're still good teachers." -Toph

by toph bei fong is awesome May 24, 2011