Definitions by Heyitsj000

Snap fam 

The people you send streaks to on Snapchat

Good morning Snap fam!

Snap fam by Heyitsj000 November 8, 2019

safe lie 

A lie that is easy to tell and will not be held against you in the future

The teacher asked me if I was the person who wrote on the wall in the bathroom. I said I did not even though I did. It was a safe lie because she could not prove it was me

safe lie by Heyitsj000 July 8, 2019

Go to 7/11 

Tell someone you're going to 7/11 when you actually drive around to drink and smoke

Hey Jane, I'm gonna Go to 7/11

Go to 7/11 by Heyitsj000 July 4, 2019

Little Brother Controller 

A knock off, or worn down video game controller that is used by a younger sibaling while playing video games with an older sibaling

When I play call of duty with Jack he gets the little brother controller

Little Brother Controller by Heyitsj000 May 8, 2019

Action Figure 

A doll that’s marcketed towards boys

An action figure is a doll, fucking get over it sexist 8 year olds.

Action Figure by Heyitsj000 May 6, 2019

Featureless Ar-15 

An Ar-15 rifle that does not have any assault style features such as a pistol grip, flash hider, forward grip, adjustable stock, bayonet lug, threaded barrel, or collapsible/telescoping stock.

A Featureless Ar-15 is allowed to have a magazine release in the state of California

Featureless Ar-15 by Heyitsj000 May 2, 2019

Neutral Statement 

A statement that is free of bias or personal opinion

The bathroom smells is a Neutral Statement

Neutral Statement by Heyitsj000 April 27, 2019