Heinous Realist 's definitions

Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.

Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"

by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023

tick taco

The time between taco delivery and taco mastication when one must not dilly dally for fear of said tacos dogfoodifying as they get cold.

"Man, these tacos be smellin' good! We best eat 'em quick. tick taco, muthatrukka!"

by Heinous Realist June 25, 2015

Nashville Lightsaber

Anal sex involving an analee (man or woman) who has eaten Nashville Hot Chicken nearly an entire digestive cycle before, and an analor who only realizes it upon pulling out his throbbing penis.

Analor: Dude, Jordan must have had Nashville Hot Chicken for lunch. I was in that butthole last night and my dick started hurting real bad. So I pulled out and it was on fire, all red and throbbing!

Analor's friend: Sounds like Jordan gave you a Nashville Lightsaber!

by Heinous Realist July 4, 2017

Nashvilipino

A Filipino from Nashville

Currently, there are no famous Nashvilipino people...yet...but they are a feisty bunch.

by Heinous Realist August 16, 2011

bitches-be-loco

The appropriate response to anything a woman says that doesn't make any damn sense.

"Yeah, i gave that guy my phone number just to make my boyfriend jealous.".......BITCHES-BE-LOCO!!

by Heinous Realist August 16, 2011

Oblivious

The state of mind Urban Dictionary contributors must be to have made Donald trump even more famous with every stupid trump word they add to this dictionary.

These dumbass urban dictionary folks be oblivious to the fact that Trump feeds on media, both good and bad.

by Heinous Realist January 26, 2017

dogfoodify

the process by which human food, mainly that of the cheap ground meat sort, becomes dry, hard, and oddly smelling like a day old turd. Of or like dog food.

"Yo! we better eat them tacos lest they dogfoodify up in here."

by Heinous Realist June 25, 2015