Harry Stotle's definitions

smafuck

A conjunction of "smart fuck." Usually preceded by the word "one."

That boy's I.Q. is 144, he's one smafuck.

by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

teletuffy

someone who won't leave the television and becomes aggressive when asked to do so.

I asked little Billy to turn the HD off and he became such a teletuffy about it.

by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

Jit

abbreviation for joint (as in place).

Yo, let's get out of this jit.

by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

LI

An abbreviation for Long Island, NY.

Yo, I can't wait to go out to LI in the summertime.

by Harry Stotle January 19, 2008

Strong Island Boys

Strong Island Boys (SIB) were (or still are?) a gang from Long Island that reached their apex in the late 1980's and early 90's. They died down upon the arrival of the Crypts, Bloods, and MS13. The leader of the gang at their height of infamy was "Archie," with his name tattooed on the inside of his Labium inferioris. Just like other gangs, they originated from minority neighborhoods of the region where crime was higher, preying on their recruits from all classes of The Island: wealthy, upper, middle, lower-middle, lower. Again, their initiation wasn't much different from other gangs, as the initiate would get blitzed (or not), then beaten by his boys (and girls) until the pain and damage was rendered as severe ( a sign of the initiate's loyalty)-- or the initiate would be required to perform a serious crime while his boys looked on, such as: slash, beat, taunt a stranger with a weapon or hands, stealing something expensive and that is deemed risky, or harass/molest a female.

Hey, you been to the The Island, you ever seen any of those Strong Island Boys?

by Harry Stotle January 19, 2008

Kill The Leader

The act of tearing off the first sheet(s) of toilet paper from the roll (especially in public toilets) to prevent the spread of disease or non-hygienic remnants left over from the last user.

To tear off the leader of toilet paper from the roll in order to prevent disease transmission to the new user's anus and/or genitals.

"Hey Frank, make sure you kill the leader before you wipe. This bathroom's kind of scuzzy, if you know what I mean."

by Harry Stotle September 22, 2011

The Island

A vernacular expression used by New York metro residents referring to Long Island, NY.

Hey yo, you goin' out to The Island tonight?

by Harry Stotle December 16, 2017