Harry Stotle's definitions

Kill The Leader

The act of tearing off the first sheet(s) of toilet paper from the roll (especially in public toilets) to prevent the spread of disease or non-hygienic remnants left over from the last user.

To tear off the leader of toilet paper from the roll in order to prevent disease transmission to the new user's anus and/or genitals.

"Hey Frank, make sure you kill the leader before you wipe. This bathroom's kind of scuzzy, if you know what I mean."

by Harry Stotle September 22, 2011

Manstake

When a man fixates on a woman at a distance only to note that the woman is a man upon closer inspection.

The other day I saw a hotty on the beach, but she turned out to be a manstake.

by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

Brotox

The act of two male friends who go out for a beer and burger, but grow so enamored by one another’s company, they get shwasted and bloated.

The other night, Howie and Evan went out for a beer but ended up in a brotox.

by Harry Stotle December 16, 2017

urbania

The conjunction of "urban" and "suburbia" to describe the conditions where city and suburbs overlap for a more dense and city-like environment.

Bloomfield, NJ ain't much different than Rockville Center, LI, as they both can be described as urbania.

by Harry Stotle January 19, 2008

smafuck

A conjunction of "smart fuck." Usually preceded by the word "one."

That boy's I.Q. is 144, he's one smafuck.

by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

jit

Acronym for "Just In Time." A Technique used to boost the runtime performance of a computer.

That technician jit my computer for free.

by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

The Island

A vernacular expression used by New York metro residents referring to Long Island, NY.

Hey yo, you goin' out to The Island tonight?

by Harry Stotle December 16, 2017