the ramones

Pioneer punk band with "The KKK took my baby away" and "I wanna be sedated" their best work.

I always put on the ramones CD when the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking on my door.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

blinkage

A nervous tic of the eyelid.

You could tell from Bill's blinkage that he was lying about never having sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

fuckeroo

A promiscuous man at a gay dude ranch.

Eduardo cantered up to the bar and said, "I'm the baddest bronco bustin' fuckeroo in the house...who here thinks he can lick me? Come one, come all."

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

flexin'

The "I'm available for sex" signal narcisistic weight lifters send; gender inspecific.

Butch stood before the full-length mirror flexin' and thought to himself, "What a hunk I am", and realized that he must seek a secluded place and attend to an urgent need.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

monstruss

An extra-large truss.

Bubba, who had a severe hernia and who tipped the scales at 325 pounds, had to be fitted with a monstruss.

by harry flashman August 19, 2003

schlobber

One who schlobs.

Rob was called a schlobber behind his back, which was unfair, as he'd only done it once and didn't like it.

by harry flashman October 11, 2003

loocid

The illucid vernacular for "loose of" or "lose".

Yerma-Mae told Jolene, "turn loocid that brides bouquet or you gonna loocid them fingers."

by harry flashman July 24, 2003