Definitions by Harry Flashman
pitching a tent
Reverend Leroy wished he'd worn his vestment as he popped a Woodrow and began pitching a tent while he preached a sermon on the evils of homosexuality to the assembled congregation.
pitching a tent by harry flashman July 16, 2003
Redneck
A charming, unpretentious Southern gentleman of humble origin and possessed of old-fashioned values.
Leon, a Redneck from Chumuckla, told Bubba not to talk 'bout his mamma like that lest he have to rip off his neck and shit down the hole.
Redneck by harry flashman July 16, 2003
vienna sausages
A potted meat considered fine dining in Alabama when consumed in quantity with the resulting breath odor being much prized in attracting potential marriage partners; sometimes served at family gatherings with tragic results.
Jarleen, don't give DeWaine no vienna sausages for dinner until he finishes his homework conjugating them Latin verbs.
vienna sausages by harry flashman July 16, 2003
morpho
I thought things were as bad as they could get and just as soon as I thought I could tolerate this shithole excuse for a political party they let Teddy Kennedy go morpho on us and nominate Hillary Clinton.
morpho by harry flashman July 16, 2003
Profanese
While our sister service, the United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the rudiments of Profanese and speak it in a pidgen fashion, the Air Force fails to master even the most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)
Profanese by harry flashman July 16, 2003
fuckload
That's a fuckload of gasoline you are using to get that brush pile started, Bubba...careful about that little bit you spilled on your cods.
fuckload by harry flashman July 16, 2003
cods
cods by harry flashman July 16, 2003