Hairy Palmer's definitions

seafood taco

the pussy, aka vagina / beaver

I hiked up her skirt and dined on her seafood taco.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

pink canoe

The Pussy / female gentils

she bent over and I stuffed her pink canoe

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

shaking hands with the unemployed

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

vaginer miner

one who mines the vagina, one who engages in sexual intercourse often

He gets laid all the time...He's a Vaginer Miner!

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

milk mustache

a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip

she blew me until I gave her the ole milk mustache.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

bean sack

the scrotum

when giving a blowjob, don't forget to lick the bean sack.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

four knucke shuffle

jerkin off

While watching porn, I was doing the "four knuckle shuffle"

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003