Hairy Palmer's definitions

milk mustache

a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip

she blew me until I gave her the ole milk mustache.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

shaking hands with the unemployed

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

vaginer miner

one who mines the vagina, one who engages in sexual intercourse often

He gets laid all the time...He's a Vaginer Miner!

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

tossing the salad

eating out of the ass

I slapped some syrop on her ass and tossed the salad....

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

ardvark

Uncircumcized penis

She smiled in excitment as she took out my 8 inch ardvark

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

seafood taco

the pussy, aka vagina / beaver

I hiked up her skirt and dined on her seafood taco.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

four knucke shuffle

jerkin off

While watching porn, I was doing the "four knuckle shuffle"

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003