Hairy Palmer's definitions

sexy nurses 2

the pornographic film to which countless self produced loads were generated by my friend Andy

I jerked off to sexy nurses 2 last night.

by Hairy Palmer June 11, 2006

pink canoe

The Pussy / female gentils

she bent over and I stuffed her pink canoe

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

tossing the salad

eating out of the ass

I slapped some syrop on her ass and tossed the salad....

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

seafood taco

the pussy, aka vagina / beaver

I hiked up her skirt and dined on her seafood taco.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

four knucke shuffle

jerkin off

While watching porn, I was doing the "four knuckle shuffle"

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

shaking hands with the unemployed

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

ardvark

Uncircumcized penis

She smiled in excitment as she took out my 8 inch ardvark

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003