Definitions by Hairy Palmer

sexy nurses 2 

the pornographic film to which countless self produced loads were generated by my friend Andy

I jerked off to sexy nurses 2 last night.

sexy nurses 2 by Hairy Palmer June 11, 2006

pink canoe 

The Pussy / female gentils

she bent over and I stuffed her pink canoe

pink canoe by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

seafood taco 

the pussy, aka vagina / beaver

I hiked up her skirt and dined on her seafood taco.

seafood taco by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

tossing the salad

eating out of the ass

I slapped some syrop on her ass and tossed the salad....

tossing the salad by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

four knucke shuffle 

jerkin off

While watching porn, I was doing the "four knuckle shuffle"

four knucke shuffle by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

shaking hands with the unemployed 

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

shaking hands with the unemployed by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

ardvark 

Uncircumcized penis

She smiled in excitment as she took out my 8 inch ardvark

ardvark by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003