pink canoe

The Pussy / female gentils
she bent over and I stuffed her pink canoe
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
mugGet the pink canoemug.

seafood taco

I hiked up her skirt and dined on her seafood taco.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
mugGet the seafood tacomug.

bean sack

when giving a blowjob, don't forget to lick the bean sack.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
mugGet the bean sackmug.

axe wound

she peeled off her panties to reveal a pink axe wound.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
mugGet the axe woundmug.

ardvark

She smiled in excitment as she took out my 8 inch ardvark
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
mugGet the ardvarkmug.

tossing the salad

I slapped some syrop on her ass and tossed the salad....
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
mugGet the tossing the saladmug.

milk mustache

a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip
she blew me until I gave her the ole milk mustache.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
mugGet the milk mustachemug.