Hairy Palmer's definitions

seafood taco

the pussy, aka vagina / beaver

I hiked up her skirt and dined on her seafood taco.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

sexy nurses 2

the pornographic film to which countless self produced loads were generated by my friend Andy

I jerked off to sexy nurses 2 last night.

by Hairy Palmer June 11, 2006

four knucke shuffle

jerkin off

While watching porn, I was doing the "four knuckle shuffle"

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

pink canoe

The Pussy / female gentils

she bent over and I stuffed her pink canoe

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

bean sack

the scrotum

when giving a blowjob, don't forget to lick the bean sack.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

axe wound

female sex organ

she peeled off her panties to reveal a pink axe wound.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

tossing the salad

eating out of the ass

I slapped some syrop on her ass and tossed the salad....

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003