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Definitions by Gumba Gumba

(n.) A lower class british "musician" who sung about vindaloo, and scoring one more than you.


(n.) Contraction for "fat lesbian"
You're such a fat les, fuck off!
fat les by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

act a motherfuckin foo 

act a fool implying the foolishness has already begun.
Don't make me act a motherfuckin foo

pandguins 

I was linked here, and would assume this be panda+penguin?
pandguins by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Commando 

(v.) To not wear underwear. The origins for this are either "out in the open" or "ready for action". Maybe others.


(n.) A non-stop arnie movie with him jumping from an aeroplance, overturning a porsche, and killing entire armies without a scratch. Far from his best (terminator series, predator and jingle all the way), but better than that cold heat one.
I'm going commando-be afraid- I may bugger you


Ahm gooweeng co-MANDU, be Afreed, I may kill your ahmies.
Commando by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

norton anti-virus 

(n.) brand of anti-virus that while being very good, disables all the script kiddie hacktools I was playing with, and does not have a simple off button.
Trying to turn off norton anti-virus takes up many hours of my time (I would assume from previous attempts).
(n.) A jpg conprising on a selection of photos of a pale, ancient woman with a headscarf and sunglasses posing for borderline necrophilia pornographic shots.


Linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than goatse, tubgirl or harlequin foetus.


There are actually many pictures of "asco"s. Google image search brings forth a rotten.com picture of two severed heads with dismembered penises in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating shemale.
www.think-evolution.com/uploads/asco.jpg is now redundant
asco by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

raggamuffin

(n.) Adolescent Raggae fan. Particularly one who acts in a mannor identifiable with 'black music' as a whole, yet seems to have little knowledge of real bands, but instead prefers chart raggae and hip hop. Basically a wigga, but applicable to any ethnicity.
Ragamuffin to your love and affection
Mr Lover will be your protection
Sticking to you for your contention
Anything for my Julie, ay
raggamuffin by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004