clitmaster

originates from the movie jay and silent bob, but is now generally used in reference to the clitmaster Grey Gardner of santa rosa california

"Grey is the clitmaster"

by grey September 18, 2004

Xel'Naga

A non-playable race in the Blizzard game Starcraft. Heard of only in the storyline, though never portrayed, they are supposedly the creators of the Protoss and the Zerg. The Xel'Naga creatures roamed the universe in travelling "worldships", and breathed life into several species, in an attempt to create the perfect lifeform.

The Protoss presented the purity of Form.
The Zerg presented the purity of Essence.

Though the Xel'Naga are now extinct, if the Protoss and Zerg would ever merge into one species, they would represent the Purity of Being.

Whispers of the Last of the Xel'Naga remain.

by Grey December 20, 2004

Swordchucks, yo

You face a grave danger. Your homicidal mage 'friend' is out of mana. What is your answer to any foe eyeing you over to see if you fit on his dinnerplate?

See Swordchucks.

Enemy: BLEEEAAAARGGHHH!
Fighter: Swordchucks, yo.

by Grey April 15, 2005

mei wang

One of the many names you ask for when prank calling Bart Simpson style. It's pronounced "My Wang" and is an actual chinese name.

Other names you can use:
Mike Hunt
Mike Rotch
Amanda Huggenkiss
Mei Dong
Mypee Ness
Gud Annal

and many others. Think of your own!

"Hello?"
"Hi, is Mei Wang there?"
"Hold on, I'll check. Hey, everybody! Is Mei Wang here? Has anyone seen Mei Wang? Mei Wang? Noone knows where Mei Wang is?... Sorry, I can't find Mei Wang."
"Oh, no problem."

by grey August 17, 2004

UD Rape

Verb
To use Urban Dictionary as a personal message board.
Noun
The use of Urban Dictionary as a personal message board.
Other forms:
UD Raper/ Rapist: see Psycho Bitch, Gumba Gumba, Kung-Fu Jesus, Light Joker

UD Rape is one of the most common things on UD, second only to sexual inuendo.
UD Rapers should be banned, somehow.

by grey October 21, 2006

dirty nazi

sometimes called the punisher, the dirty nazi is like the shocker only instead of two in the cooty but one for the booty, its one in the meat and two in the seat.


the name is just really funny.

Jan got dirty nazied by a dirty nazi

by grey April 07, 2005

mcfuck

What McDonald's employees don't give.

Employee: "We love to see you smile!" (in head: Actually, I don't give a McFuck. I hope you die.)

by grey July 18, 2004