Definitions by Greg_the_Smeg

Muck Chucking 

The act of Jizzing in your hand then throwing it in someone faces

Dave: Our lass loves a bit of Muck Chucking

Muck Chucking by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Council Gritter 

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

Council Gritter by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Rod Hull's Roof 

An extremely smooth & wet vagina

Bobby: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS with a 10ft Barge Pole DAVE, you should of seen the lass last night. She was wetter than Rod Hull's Roof

Rod Hull's Roof by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Keyboard Crust 

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

Keyboard Crust by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

ManWolfBear 

A cheap Polish knock off version of ManBearPig.

ManWolfBear ain't got shit on ManBearPig

ManWolfBear by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Lick Lick Lick My Balls 

To be shouted in the face of little bitches who think their right but have been clearly been proven wrong.

Credit to Rick & Morty

Lick Lick Lick My Balls you little bitch

Lick Lick Lick My Balls by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Fyraftensbajer

After work drinks that turns into a full on binge sessions where the last man standing doesn't pay for the first round during the next fyraftensbajer

Dave, Bobby! fyraftensbajer??

Fyraftensbajer by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019