Charlie Hole

Another name for the ass hole

Dave: Bobby, I've got a right itchy Charlie Hole

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Muck Chucking

The act of Jizzing in your hand then throwing it in someone faces

Dave: Our lass loves a bit of Muck Chucking

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

Bingley Pizza

A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order

Bingley Pizza people need a kicking

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Clan Snack

Crusty jizz or foreskin cheese found in pubic hair

Who's wants to have a chew on a Clan Snack?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

Razzy Poke

To inappropriately poke things up your ass

That lad there loves nothing else than a good old Razzy Poke

by Greg_the_Smeg February 18, 2019

Throat Like A Cat's Ass

A term given to that dry tight shitty feeling in the back of the throat usually after a hefty session on the beer.

Fuck me, i've got a Throat Like A Cat's Ass

by Greg_the_Smeg February 08, 2019

Clag Nut Rub

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face

Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019