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A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove
Bingley Handshake
by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

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A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror
I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss
by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

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Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.
You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag
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by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

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To heavily defecate yourself
Bollocks, i've just Dropped My Back
by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

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The universal 6 digit pin code which pretty much opens any door.
Bobby: Dave, what's your pin code for the door
Dave: Have a guess you lazy prick
Bobby: 696969 ?
Dave: You cunt!
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by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

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The Pillars are:
1) Keep it cheap
2) Any money is your money
3) Clothing left in the street is free game
4) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there's money in the middle)
Pillars of Bingley, how life should be lived
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by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

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To inappropriately poke things up your ass
That lad there loves nothing else than a good old Razzy Poke
by Greg_the_Smeg February 18, 2019

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