59 definitions by Greg_the_Smeg

Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts

An extremely bad hangover.

Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party

by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

Dropped My Back

To heavily defecate yourself

Bollocks, i've just Dropped My Back

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Curry Bongo

A sore ass hole due to the effects of shitting out the aftermath of a dodgy hot & spicy curry

Bobby: Fucks Sake, I've got a right Curry Bongo this morning

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Dicshitnary

The legendary Shit-Analogy Dictionary written by John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

To Quote:
Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.

If you ever need a shit analogy then look no further than the Dicshitnary

by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019

Dirty Bingley

Someone who hasn't wiped their ass after a massive sloppy shit because they didn't want to waste shit roll due to being a fully fledged tight-fisted bastard

Who do you know who has done a Dirty Bingley

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019