Greg_the_Smeg's definitions

Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Lick Lick Lick My Balls

To be shouted in the face of little bitches who think their right but have been clearly been proven wrong.

Credit to Rick & Morty

Lick Lick Lick My Balls you little bitch

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Bingley Jewellery

Shit jewellery made out of tin foil and pubic hair

Dave: Bobby, you lass is a right scruff. All she wears is that Bingley Jewellery

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Choke Your Chicken

A self-inflicted violent wank

Choke Your Chicken

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Now Then

A phrase commonly used mainly in Yorkshire!

The highest greeting of welcome you can receive in "God's Own Country"

Now Then Dave!

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Friday Night Bath Night

To have a Mr Matey Bubble Bath with a large bear who constantly whispers inappropriate things in your ear whilst massaging your back.

Bobby: Dave, Friday Night Bath Night?
Dave: OK, but stay above the waist this time!

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Bingley Pizza

A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order

Bingley Pizza people need a kicking

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019