A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove
A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror
I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss
Credit: The Simpsons
A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.
You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag
To heavily defecate yourself
Bollocks, i've just Dropped My Back
The universal 6 digit pin code which pretty much opens any door.
Bobby: Dave, what's your pin code for the door
Dave: Have a guess you lazy prick
Bobby: 696969 ?
Dave: You cunt!
The Pillars are:
1) Keep it cheap
2) Any money is your money
3) Clothing left in the street is free game
4) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there's money in the middle)
Pillars of Bingley, how life should be lived
To inappropriately poke things up your ass
That lad there loves nothing else than a good old Razzy Poke