Definitions by Greg_the_Smeg

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Winstons 

An excellent place for to get your balls fondled and your dick sucked for the same price as a meal deal.

Dave: ...And thats lunch, lets go to Winstons for a pint, pool & poke!
Bobby: Too right, I need my balls washing..

Winstons by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Friday Night Bath Night 

To have a Mr Matey Bubble Bath with a large bear who constantly whispers inappropriate things in your ear whilst massaging your back.

Bobby: Dave, Friday Night Bath Night?
Dave: OK, but stay above the waist this time!

Friday Night Bath Night by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Throne Room 

The best place for a shit at work, usually the disabled toilet.

Bobby: Dave, I'm turtle heading! I'm off to the Throne Room to squeeze this bad boy out.

Throne Room by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Fucking Clown Shoes 

Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.

This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

Fucking Clown Shoes by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

The most scouse thing a scouser can say

Hey Scouse Lad, say Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky by Greg_the_Smeg February 5, 2019

Bingley Time 

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers

Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.

Bingley Time by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019