Lick Lick Lick My Balls

To be shouted in the face of little bitches who think their right but have been clearly been proven wrong.

Credit to Rick & Morty
Lick Lick Lick My Balls you little bitch
by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019
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Dropped My Back

To heavily defecate yourself
Bollocks, i've just Dropped My Back
by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019
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Pillars of Bingley

The Pillars are:
1) Keep it cheap
2) Any money is your money
3) Clothing left in the street is free game
4) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there's money in the middle)
Pillars of Bingley, how life should be lived
by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019
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Spooky Ghost

Credit: South Park

Blaming a Spooky Ghost after getting caught blowing your load over yourself whilst watching Brazilian Fart Porn.
Randy: It was a Spooky Ghost
by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019
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Bingley Kiss

A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror
I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss
by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019
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Winstons

An excellent place for to get your balls fondled and your dick sucked for the same price as a meal deal.
Dave: ...And thats lunch, lets go to Winstons for a pint, pool & poke!
Bobby: Too right, I need my balls washing..
by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019
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Friday Night Bath Night

To have a Mr Matey Bubble Bath with a large bear who constantly whispers inappropriate things in your ear whilst massaging your back.
Bobby: Dave, Friday Night Bath Night?
Dave: OK, but stay above the waist this time!
by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019
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