Bingley Kiss

A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror

I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss

by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

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Bingley Special

A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in

Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky

by Greg_the_Smeg January 15, 2019

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An excellent place for to get your balls fondled and your dick sucked for the same price as a meal deal.

Dave: ...And thats lunch, lets go to Winstons for a pint, pool & poke!
Bobby: Too right, I need my balls washing..

by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019

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Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

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Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

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To have a Mr Matey Bubble Bath with a large bear who constantly whispers inappropriate things in your ear whilst massaging your back.

Bobby: Dave, Friday Night Bath Night?
Dave: OK, but stay above the waist this time!

by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019

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Pepsi Cherry Max is basically Aids In A Tin

by Greg_the_Smeg July 15, 2019

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