Dicshitnary

The legendary Shit-Analogy Dictionary written by John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

To Quote:
Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.

If you ever need a shit analogy then look no further than the Dicshitnary

by Greg_the_Smeg February 08, 2019

Bingley Vault

The only location on the bloody planet with more fucking gold storage than Scrooge McDuck

The Bingley Vault, the true 8th wonder of the world

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Clan Snack

Crusty jizz or foreskin cheese found in pubic hair

Who's wants to have a chew on a Clan Snack?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

Fyraftensbajer

After work drinks that turns into a full on binge sessions where the last man standing doesn't pay for the first round during the next fyraftensbajer

Dave, Bobby! fyraftensbajer??

by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019

Fucking Clown Shoes

Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.

This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019

Bingley Time

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers

Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 04, 2019