Definitions by Greg_the_Smeg

Up The Curry Bongo 

Fucking someone in the ass after they've just shat out their guts due eating a dodgy hot & spicy curry

It's Up The Curry Bongo time...

Up The Curry Bongo by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Suck My Clinkers 

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

Suck My Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

Chutney Farmer by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clan Snack

Crusty jizz or foreskin cheese found in pubic hair

Who's wants to have a chew on a Clan Snack?

Clan Snack by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clag Nuts 

Crusty shit pellets stuck to ass hair

Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard

Clag Nuts by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clag Nutting 

The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair

Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting

Clag Nutting by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clag Nut Rub 

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face

Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad

Clag Nut Rub by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019