59 definitions by Greg_the_Smeg
Bobby: Dave, what's your pin code for the door
Dave: Have a guess you lazy prick
Bobby: 696969 ?
Dave: You cunt!
Dave: Have a guess you lazy prick
Bobby: 696969 ?
Dave: You cunt!
by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019
by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019
Testicular decorations
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
To have a Mr Matey Bubble Bath with a large bear who constantly whispers inappropriate things in your ear whilst massaging your back.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.
Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.
Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.
This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES
by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019