59 definitions by Greg_the_Smeg

The universal 6 digit pin code which pretty much opens any door.
Bobby: Dave, what's your pin code for the door
Dave: Have a guess you lazy prick
Bobby: 696969 ?
Dave: You cunt!
by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019
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Testicular decorations
Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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To have a Mr Matey Bubble Bath with a large bear who constantly whispers inappropriate things in your ear whilst massaging your back.
Bobby: Dave, Friday Night Bath Night?
Dave: OK, but stay above the waist this time!
by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
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To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

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Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.
This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES
by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
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Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
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A sore ass hole due to the effects of shitting out the aftermath of a dodgy hot & spicy curry
Bobby: Fucks Sake, I've got a right Curry Bongo this morning
by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019
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