Definitions by Greg_the_Smeg

Pillars of Archer

The Pillars are:

1) Keeping it real
2) Any hole's a goal
3) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there is a honey in the middle)

The Pillars of Archer are three rules to live your life by

Pillars of Archer by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

Bingley Special 

A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in

Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky

Bingley Special by Greg_the_Smeg January 15, 2019

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018