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Friday Night Bath Night

To have a Mr Matey Bubble Bath with a large bear who constantly whispers inappropriate things in your ear whilst massaging your back.
Bobby: Dave, Friday Night Bath Night?
Dave: OK, but stay above the waist this time!
by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
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Clag Nutting

The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair
Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.
Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness
by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018
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