Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.
You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag
by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019
mugGet the You Don't Win Friends With Saladmug.

Bingley Kiss

A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror
I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss
by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019
mugGet the Bingley Kissmug.
That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.
Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness
by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018
mugGet the Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindnessmug.