Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

Bingley Kiss

A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror

I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss

by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018