Greg_the_Smeg's definitions

Clinkers

Dry hairy balls

I need my Clinkers wetting

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Dropped My Back

To heavily defecate yourself

Bollocks, i've just Dropped My Back

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Throat Like A Cat's Ass

A term given to that dry tight shitty feeling in the back of the throat usually after a hefty session on the beer.

Fuck me, i've got a Throat Like A Cat's Ass

by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019

Bingley Pizza

A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order

Bingley Pizza people need a kicking

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Kiss

A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror

I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss

by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Dirty Bingley

Someone who hasn't wiped their ass after a massive sloppy shit because they didn't want to waste shit roll due to being a fully fledged tight-fisted bastard

Who do you know who has done a Dirty Bingley

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Time

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers

Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019