60 definition by Greg_the_Smeg

An excellent place for to get your balls fondled and your dick sucked for the same price as a meal deal.
Dave: ...And thats lunch, lets go to Winstons for a pint, pool & poke!
Bobby: Too right, I need my balls washing..
by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019

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A term given to that dry tight shitty feeling in the back of the throat usually after a hefty session on the beer.
Fuck me, i've got a Throat Like A Cat's Ass
by Greg_the_Smeg February 08, 2019

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Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes
Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

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Crusty jizz or foreskin cheese found in pubic hair
Who's wants to have a chew on a Clan Snack?
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

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Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face
Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

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Beefy smelling ass hole
I've got a right Bovril Bullet Hole going on at the moment
by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

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A sore ass hole due to the effects of shitting out the aftermath of a dodgy hot & spicy curry
Bobby: Fucks Sake, I've got a right Curry Bongo this morning
by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

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