A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019
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696969

The universal 6 digit pin code which pretty much opens any door.
Bobby: Dave, what's your pin code for the door
Dave: Have a guess you lazy prick
Bobby: 696969 ?
Dave: You cunt!
by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019
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Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.
Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019
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Fyraftensbajer

After work drinks that turns into a full on binge sessions where the last man standing doesn't pay for the first round during the next fyraftensbajer
by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019
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Fucking Clown Shoes

Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.
This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES
by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019
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Bingley Time

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers
Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 04, 2019
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Bingley Cloudy Fizz

Cheap lemonade with copious amounts of jizz and spit in
Dave: Bobby, you cunt! Why did you serve me a Bingley Cloudy Fizz?
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
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