An excellent place for to get your balls fondled and your dick sucked for the same price as a meal deal.
Dave: ...And thats lunch, lets go to Winstons for a pint, pool & poke!
Bobby: Too right, I need my balls washing..
A term given to that dry tight shitty feeling in the back of the throat usually after a hefty session on the beer.
Fuck me, i've got a Throat Like A Cat's Ass
Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes
Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...
Crusty jizz or foreskin cheese found in pubic hair
Who's wants to have a chew on a Clan Snack?
Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face
Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad
Beefy smelling ass hole
I've got a right Bovril Bullet Hole going on at the moment
A sore ass hole due to the effects of shitting out the aftermath of a dodgy hot & spicy curry
Bobby: Fucks Sake, I've got a right Curry Bongo this morning