59 definitions by Greg_the_Smeg

Shit jewellery made out of tin foil and pubic hair
Dave: Bobby, you lass is a right scruff. All she wears is that Bingley Jewellery
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
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A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror
I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss
by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019
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A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order
Bingley Pizza people need a kicking
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A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in
Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky
by Greg_the_Smeg January 15, 2019
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Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers
Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019
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Dave: Bobby! You cheap fuck.. You can afford a John Deere tractor but your that fucking cheap, you've got a Bingley Tractor
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The only location on the bloody planet with more fucking gold storage than Scrooge McDuck
The Bingley Vault, the true 8th wonder of the world
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