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Dicshitnary

The legendary Shit-Analogy Dictionary written by John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

To Quote:
Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.

If you ever need a shit analogy then look no further than the Dicshitnary

by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker

To deeply fist an ass hole

I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

ManWolfBear

A cheap Polish knock off version of ManBearPig.

ManWolfBear ain't got shit on ManBearPig

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts

An extremely bad hangover.

Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party

by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Bingley Beard

Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.

Looks at that scruffy twat, he has a job but is sporting a Bingley Beard

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019