Definitions by Greg_the_Smeg

Bingley Tractor 

A Filipino pulling a plough

Dave: Bobby! You cheap fuck.. You can afford a John Deere tractor but your that fucking cheap, you've got a Bingley Tractor

Bingley Tractor by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Razzy Wipe

Dry humping someones back whilst they work

Dave: Bobby, go give the new lad a Razzy Wipe

Razzy Wipe by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Jewellery

Shit jewellery made out of tin foil and pubic hair

Dave: Bobby, you lass is a right scruff. All she wears is that Bingley Jewellery

Bingley Jewellery by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Curry Bongo

A sore ass hole due to the effects of shitting out the aftermath of a dodgy hot & spicy curry

Bobby: Fucks Sake, I've got a right Curry Bongo this morning

Curry Bongo by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Charlie Hole

Another name for the ass hole

Dave: Bobby, I've got a right itchy Charlie Hole

Charlie Hole by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Choke Your Chicken

A self-inflicted violent wank

Choke Your Chicken

Choke Your Chicken by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Clinkers 

Dry hairy balls

I need my Clinkers wetting

Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019