59 definitions by Greg_the_Smeg

A tight-fisted person who eats Road Kill rather than buying meat.
That lad is a right Bingley Butcher! Have sniff of his lunch
by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019
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Cheap lemonade with copious amounts of jizz and spit in
Dave: Bobby, you cunt! Why did you serve me a Bingley Cloudy Fizz?
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
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A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove
Bingley Handshake
by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019
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Shit jewellery made out of tin foil and pubic hair
Dave: Bobby, you lass is a right scruff. All she wears is that Bingley Jewellery
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
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A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror
I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss
by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019
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A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order
Bingley Pizza people need a kicking
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A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in
Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky
by Greg_the_Smeg January 15, 2019
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