To have a Mr Matey Bubble Bath with a large bear who constantly whispers inappropriate things in your ear whilst massaging your back.
Bobby: Dave, Friday Night Bath Night?
Dave: OK, but stay above the waist this time!
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After work drinks that turns into a full on binge sessions where the last man standing doesn't pay for the first round during the next fyraftensbajer
Dave, Bobby! fyraftensbajer??
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Fucking someone in the ass after they've just shat out their guts due eating a dodgy hot & spicy curry
It's Up The Curry Bongo time...
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An extremely smooth & wet vagina
Bobby: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS with a 10ft Barge Pole DAVE, you should of seen the lass last night. She was wetter than Rod Hull's Roof
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The act of Jizzing in your hand then throwing it in someone faces
Dave: Our lass loves a bit of Muck Chucking
