Bingley Tractor

Dave: Bobby! You cheap fuck.. You can afford a John Deere tractor but your that fucking cheap, you've got a Bingley Tractor
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
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Clag Nutting

The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair
Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting
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Dirty Bingley

Someone who hasn't wiped their ass after a massive sloppy shit because they didn't want to waste shit roll due to being a fully fledged tight-fisted bastard
Who do you know who has done a Dirty Bingley
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Choke Your Chicken

A self-inflicted violent wank
Choke Your Chicken
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Bingley

A tight-fisted, money grabbing, coffee drinking tool
That lad is a right Bingley
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That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.
Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness
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