To have a Mr Matey Bubble Bath with a large bear who constantly whispers inappropriate things in your ear whilst massaging your back.
Bobby: Dave, Friday Night Bath Night?
Dave: OK, but stay above the waist this time!
After work drinks that turns into a full on binge sessions where the last man standing doesn't pay for the first round during the next fyraftensbajer
Dave, Bobby! fyraftensbajer??
Fucking someone in the ass after they've just shat out their guts due eating a dodgy hot & spicy curry
It's Up The Curry Bongo time...
An extremely smooth & wet vagina
Bobby: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS with a 10ft Barge Pole DAVE, you should of seen the lass last night. She was wetter than Rod Hull's Roof
Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?
The act of Jizzing in your hand then throwing it in someone faces
Dave: Our lass loves a bit of Muck Chucking
A self-inflicted violent wank
Choke Your Chicken