Greg_the_Smeg's definitions

Bingley Handshake

A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove

Bingley Handshake

by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Curry Bongo

A sore ass hole due to the effects of shitting out the aftermath of a dodgy hot & spicy curry

Bobby: Fucks Sake, I've got a right Curry Bongo this morning

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Fucking Clown Shoes

Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.

This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Muck Chucking

The act of Jizzing in your hand then throwing it in someone faces

Dave: Our lass loves a bit of Muck Chucking

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clag Nuts

Crusty shit pellets stuck to ass hair

Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Charlie Hole

Another name for the ass hole

Dave: Bobby, I've got a right itchy Charlie Hole

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019