Definitions by Greg_the_Smeg

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker 

To deeply fist an ass hole

I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Bingley Vault 

The only location on the bloody planet with more fucking gold storage than Scrooge McDuck

The Bingley Vault, the true 8th wonder of the world

Bingley Vault by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Pizza 

A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order

Bingley Pizza people need a kicking

Bingley Pizza by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Dirty Bingley 

Someone who hasn't wiped their ass after a massive sloppy shit because they didn't want to waste shit roll due to being a fully fledged tight-fisted bastard

Who do you know who has done a Dirty Bingley

Dirty Bingley by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Beard 

Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.

Looks at that scruffy twat, he has a job but is sporting a Bingley Beard

Bingley Beard by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley 

A tight-fisted, money grabbing, coffee drinking tool

That lad is a right Bingley

Bingley by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Cloudy Fizz 

Cheap lemonade with copious amounts of jizz and spit in

Dave: Bobby, you cunt! Why did you serve me a Bingley Cloudy Fizz?

Bingley Cloudy Fizz by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019