Greg_the_Smeg's definitions

Bingley Handshake

A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove

Bingley Handshake

by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole

A polite way to say Go Fuck Yourself

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Clinkers

Dry hairy balls

I need my Clinkers wetting

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Fyraftensbajer

After work drinks that turns into a full on binge sessions where the last man standing doesn't pay for the first round during the next fyraftensbajer

Dave, Bobby! fyraftensbajer??

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Dropped My Back

To heavily defecate yourself

Bollocks, i've just Dropped My Back

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Bingley Special

A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in

Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky

by Greg_the_Smeg January 15, 2019