Bingley Beard

Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.
Looks at that scruffy twat, he has a job but is sporting a Bingley Beard
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
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Up The Curry Bongo

Fucking someone in the ass after they've just shat out their guts due eating a dodgy hot & spicy curry
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019
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Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns
Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019
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Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts

Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party
by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019
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Bingley Handshake

A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove
Bingley Handshake
by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019
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Google Thumper

it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch
by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019
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Bingley Butcher

A tight-fisted person who eats Road Kill rather than buying meat.
That lad is a right Bingley Butcher! Have sniff of his lunch
by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019
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