Greg_the_Smeg's definitions

Aids In A Tin

Pepsi Cherry Max!

Pepsi Cherry Max is basically Aids In A Tin

by Greg_the_Smeg July 15, 2019

Razzy Poke

To inappropriately poke things up your ass

That lad there loves nothing else than a good old Razzy Poke

by Greg_the_Smeg February 18, 2019

Suck My Clinkers

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water

Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice

by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

696969

The universal 6 digit pin code which pretty much opens any door.

Bobby: Dave, what's your pin code for the door
Dave: Have a guess you lazy prick
Bobby: 696969 ?
Dave: You cunt!

by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

Pillars of Bingley

The Pillars are:
1) Keep it cheap
2) Any money is your money
3) Clothing left in the street is free game
4) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there's money in the middle)

Pillars of Bingley, how life should be lived

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019