Greg_the_Smeg's definitions

Bingley Time

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers

Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

Pillars of Archer

The Pillars are:

1) Keeping it real
2) Any hole's a goal
3) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there is a honey in the middle)

The Pillars of Archer are three rules to live your life by

by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

The most scouse thing a scouser can say

Hey Scouse Lad, say Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

by Greg_the_Smeg February 5, 2019

ManWolfBear

A cheap Polish knock off version of ManBearPig.

ManWolfBear ain't got shit on ManBearPig

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Lick Lick Lick My Balls

To be shouted in the face of little bitches who think their right but have been clearly been proven wrong.

Credit to Rick & Morty

Lick Lick Lick My Balls you little bitch

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Fyraftensbajer

After work drinks that turns into a full on binge sessions where the last man standing doesn't pay for the first round during the next fyraftensbajer

Dave, Bobby! fyraftensbajer??

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019