Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers
Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.
Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.
Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.
This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES
Buy a
Fucking Clown Shoes
mug!
Crusty shit pellets stuck to ass hair
Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard
The best place for a shit at work, usually the disabled toilet.
Bobby: Dave, I'm turtle heading! I'm off to the Throne Room to squeeze this bad boy out.
Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
Buy a
I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass
mug!
A cheap Polish knock off version of ManBearPig.
ManWolfBear ain't got shit on ManBearPig
A phrase commonly used mainly in Yorkshire!
The highest greeting of welcome you can receive in "God's Own Country"
Now Then Dave!
