Definitions by Greg_the_Smeg

Dropped My Back 

To heavily defecate yourself

Bollocks, i've just Dropped My Back

Dropped My Back by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Airpods 

A visual sign of being a douche

Airpods are only used by douchey people

Airpods by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

You Don't Win Friends With Salad 

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

You Don't Win Friends With Salad by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Bingley Kiss 

A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror

I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss

Bingley Kiss by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Bingley Handshake 

A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove

Bingley Handshake

Bingley Handshake by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts 

An extremely bad hangover.

Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party

Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker 

To deeply fist an ass hole

I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019