Someone who hasn't wiped their ass after a massive sloppy shit because they didn't want to waste shit roll due to being a fully fledged tight-fisted bastard
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bobby: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS with a 10ft Barge Pole DAVE, you should of seen the lass last night. She was wetter than Rod Hull's Roof
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

After work drinks that turns into a full on binge sessions where the last man standing doesn't pay for the first round during the next fyraftensbajer
by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019
