60 definition by Greg_the_Smeg

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers
Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 04, 2019

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To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

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Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.
This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES
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by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019

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Crusty shit pellets stuck to ass hair
Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

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The best place for a shit at work, usually the disabled toilet.
Bobby: Dave, I'm turtle heading! I'm off to the Throne Room to squeeze this bad boy out.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019

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Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
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A cheap Polish knock off version of ManBearPig.
ManWolfBear ain't got shit on ManBearPig
by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019

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A phrase commonly used mainly in Yorkshire!

The highest greeting of welcome you can receive in "God's Own Country"
Now Then Dave!
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

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