Bingley Special

A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in

Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky

by Greg_the_Smeg January 15, 2019

Razzy Wipe

Dry humping someones back whilst they work

Dave: Bobby, go give the new lad a Razzy Wipe

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Clag Nuts

Crusty shit pellets stuck to ass hair

Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

Aids In A Tin

Pepsi Cherry Max!

Pepsi Cherry Max is basically Aids In A Tin

by Greg_the_Smeg July 15, 2019

Airpods

A visual sign of being a douche

Airpods are only used by douchey people

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019