Greg_the_Smeg's definitions

Bingley Cloudy Fizz

Cheap lemonade with copious amounts of jizz and spit in

Dave: Bobby, you cunt! Why did you serve me a Bingley Cloudy Fizz?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Jingle Jangle Jewellery

Testicular decorations

Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole

A polite way to say Go Fuck Yourself

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Razzy Poke

To inappropriately poke things up your ass

That lad there loves nothing else than a good old Razzy Poke

by Greg_the_Smeg February 18, 2019

Razzy Wipe

Dry humping someones back whilst they work

Dave: Bobby, go give the new lad a Razzy Wipe

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Spooky Ghost

Credit: South Park

Blaming a Spooky Ghost after getting caught blowing your load over yourself whilst watching Brazilian Fart Porn.

Randy: It was a Spooky Ghost

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Rod Hull's Roof

An extremely smooth & wet vagina

Bobby: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS with a 10ft Barge Pole DAVE, you should of seen the lass last night. She was wetter than Rod Hull's Roof

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019