Definitions by GregNelson29

Hi Hoes 

The phrase and song used by the 7 Dwarfs whenever the Kardashians walk by.

The 7 Dwarfs: Hi Hoes, Hi Hoes, It's Off to Where You Go.

Hi Hoes by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023

Asspartame 

The correct word for sugary sweetness meant to please you and your feelings and sexual gratitude toward your loved one.

Greg: I have so much asspartame for my wife.
Constance: You really mean it?
Greg: Yeah:
Constance: Aww sweetheart.

Asspartame by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023

Farrah Faucet 

A faucet so sparkly as to arouse people into pleasure when using it.
It was exciting to look at, but fun to use.
It cleaned dirt and even cum off of you.

The farrah faucet was the best faucet on Earth, but now it's gone.

Farrah Faucet by GregNelson29 March 30, 2023

Jenna Whortega 

An hot actress known for playing in the Disney Channel OG series Fuck In The Middle and for Wednesday Addams in her own Netflix spinoff of the Addams Family.
She always bitches around about the Wednesday dance (which went viral on DikTok).

Jenna Whortega was cute on Dinsey Channel, but now she's doing the Wednesday dance.

Jenna Whortega by GregNelson29 March 30, 2023

Roller Coaster 

Every man's worst nightmare besides terrorism or rape.
Even though they're one of the safest things on Earth, they put death defying stress on you, they raise your heart rate up and give you a sense of life threatening grave danger.
They're the closest thing you can safely get to experiencing what the passengers on the 9/11 planes felt.
If you can handle them, you'll never be afraid of anything again.

Greg: The Velocicoaster at Universal is one of the scariest roller coasters.
Constance: I thought Mako at SeaWorld was scary.
Greg: Well you haven't experienced anything like Velocicoaster.
Constance: Why would I.
Greg: It's the last thing in Florida I want to go on.

Roller Coaster by GregNelson29 March 22, 2023

Bitch Boys 

An American psychedelic progressive glam pop rock band known for making music about hot bikini bitches making out and laying down partially or fully naked on the sand, soaking in the sun and cumming at the beach.
Their best song is Good Vibrations, which implies the effects of good quality vibrators used to sexual arousal stimulation.

The Bitch Boys: I'm pickin' up good vibrations, she's giving me the excitations (oom bop bop).

Bitch Boys by GregNelson29 March 22, 2023

Whorry Styles 

A motherfucker who always makes music while high about Watermelon Sugar.

Whorry Styles: Watermelon Sugar HIGH!

Whorry Styles by GregNelson29 February 11, 2023