C U Next Thursday

No different from C U Next Tuesday or C U Next Time, a discrete and family-friendly way of calling someone a cunt.

Constance: C U Next Thursday at work.
Greg: Ok thanks.

by GregNelson29 April 28, 2023

Christina Fapplegate

A hot actress that played Kelly Bumdy on the Fox shitcom Married With Children.
Sadly, she has STDs.

Christina Fapplegate makes you wanna fap.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Hi Hoes

The phrase and song used by the 7 Dwarfs whenever the Kardashians walk by.

The 7 Dwarfs: Hi Hoes, Hi Hoes, It's Off to Where You Go.

by GregNelson29 April 01, 2023

Masturpiece

The best sexual work of art.

That condom was a masturpiece and so is your dick.

by GregNelson29 October 04, 2023

Twigga

A black or white person who's skinny and bone-thin to the point of being named after Twiggy.

Twiggas are so thin and Twiggy was a twigga.

by GregNelson29 April 28, 2023

Roller Coaster

Every man's worst nightmare besides terrorism or rape.
Even though they're one of the safest things on Earth, they put death defying stress on you, they raise your heart rate up and give you a sense of life threatening grave danger.
They're the closest thing you can safely get to experiencing what the passengers on the 9/11 planes felt.
If you can handle them, you'll never be afraid of anything again.

Greg: The Velocicoaster at Universal is one of the scariest roller coasters.
Constance: I thought Mako at SeaWorld was scary.
Greg: Well you haven't experienced anything like Velocicoaster.
Constance: Why would I.
Greg: It's the last thing in Florida I want to go on.

by GregNelson29 March 23, 2023

Asspartame

The correct word for sugary sweetness meant to please you and your feelings and sexual gratitude toward your loved one.

Greg: I have so much asspartame for my wife.
Constance: You really mean it?
Greg: Yeah:
Constance: Aww sweetheart.

by GregNelson29 April 01, 2023