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Whorry Ballafante

The best Jamaican-American singer that ever lived.
He was best known for his 1956 cover of Gay-O/The Banana Butt Song.
He had big balls to play.

Whorry Ballafante: GAY-O! Me Say Gay-O.
The Tarriers: Gaylight cumming, we want to go hoes.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?

Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Bootie and the Blowjob

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.

Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.

by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

Gloria Asstefan

The sexiest Latina.
Has an ass so big you can't take your eyes off of her.
Her ass bounces and jiggles around whenever she walks, sings, dances and performs.
She's the queen of Latin poop.

Gregory: Gloria Asstefan has the best ass of all Latinas.
Gloria Asstefan: Turn the butt around.

by GregNelson29 May 14, 2023

Darius Fucker

The lead vocalist of Bootie and the Blowjob.

Darius Fucker played many great songs with Bootie and the Blowjob and as a solo artist.

by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

Dick Fagger

Founding member of the Rolling Stones.
He raped Lwren Scott and gave her kidney stones before her death.

Gregory: I love Coldplay.
Constance: Do you like the Rolling Stones?
Gregory: They're alright.
Constance: I love them, Dick Fagger has a nice voice.
Gregory: I see.

by GregNelson29 May 22, 2023

Whorgan Wallen

A cuntry singer who cumpeted in the Voice and used the N-word on camera, who despite that, remains poopular to this day.

Whorgan Wallen: One Thing at a Time.

by GregNelson29 September 24, 2023