Dick Fagger

Founding member of the Rolling Stones.
He raped Lwren Scott and gave her kidney stones before her death.

Gregory: I love Coldplay.
Constance: Do you like the Rolling Stones?
Gregory: They're alright.
Constance: I love them, Dick Fagger has a nice voice.
Gregory: I see.

by GregNelson29 May 22, 2023

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Fux

An animal that rapes other animals.
Mentioned in the Ylvis Smash hit The Fux.

Ylvis: What does the fux say?
Fux: Oh oh uh.
Constance: Did you see that fux? It raped a squirrel.
Greg: I know.

by GregNelson29 May 14, 2023

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Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?

Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

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Ravi Wankar

The Indian man that made sexually pleasing music with his instrument.
He was the father of Whorah Jones, our generation's queen of jizz.

Ravi Wankar was a legend.

by GregNelson29 April 12, 2023

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Bootie and the Blowjob

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.

Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.

by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

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