GregNelson29's definitions

Farrah Faucet

A faucet so sparkly as to arouse people into pleasure when using it.
It was exciting to look at, but fun to use.
It cleaned dirt and even cum off of you.

The farrah faucet was the best faucet on Earth, but now it's gone.

by GregNelson29 March 30, 2023

Jenna Whortega

An hot actress known for playing in the Disney Channel OG series Fuck In The Middle and for Wednesday Addams in her own Netflix spinoff of the Addams Family.
She always bitches around about the Wednesday dance (which went viral on DikTok).

Jenna Whortega was cute on Dinsey Channel, but now she's doing the Wednesday dance.

by GregNelson29 March 30, 2023

Bitch Boys

An American psychedelic progressive glam pop rock band known for making music about hot bikini bitches making out and laying down partially or fully naked on the sand, soaking in the sun and cumming at the beach.
Their best song is Good Vibrations, which implies the effects of good quality vibrators used to sexual arousal stimulation.

The Bitch Boys: I'm pickin' up good vibrations, she's giving me the excitations (oom bop bop).

by GregNelson29 March 22, 2023

Masturpiece

The best sexual work of art.

That condom was a masturpiece and so is your dick.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Ravi Wankar

The Indian man that made sexually pleasing music with his instrument.
He was the father of Whorah Jones, our generation's queen of jizz.

Ravi Wankar was a legend.

by GregNelson29 April 12, 2023

Fux

An animal that rapes other animals.
Mentioned in the Ylvis Smash hit The Fux.

Ylvis: What does the fux say?
Fux: Oh oh uh.
Constance: Did you see that fux? It raped a squirrel.
Greg: I know.

by GregNelson29 May 14, 2023

Christina Fapplegate

A hot actress that played Kelly Bumdy on the Fox shitcom Married With Children.
Sadly, she has STDs.

Christina Fapplegate makes you wanna fap.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023