Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 04, 2023

Masturpiece

The best sexual work of art.

That condom was a masturpiece and so is your dick.

by GregNelson29 October 04, 2023

Fux

An animal that rapes other animals.
Mentioned in the Ylvis Smash hit The Fux.

Ylvis: What does the fux say?
Fux: Oh oh uh.
Constance: Did you see that fux? It raped a squirrel.
Greg: I know.

by GregNelson29 May 14, 2023

Ravi Wankar

The Indian man that made sexually pleasing music with his instrument.
He was the father of Whorah Jones, our generation's queen of jizz.

Ravi Wankar was a legend.

by GregNelson29 April 12, 2023

Roller Coaster

Every man's worst nightmare besides terrorism or rape.
Even though they're one of the safest things on Earth, they put death defying stress on you, they raise your heart rate up and give you a sense of life threatening grave danger.
They're the closest thing you can safely get to experiencing what the passengers on the 9/11 planes felt.
If you can handle them, you'll never be afraid of anything again.

Greg: The Velocicoaster at Universal is one of the scariest roller coasters.
Constance: I thought Mako at SeaWorld was scary.
Greg: Well you haven't experienced anything like Velocicoaster.
Constance: Why would I.
Greg: It's the last thing in Florida I want to go on.

by GregNelson29 March 22, 2023

Whorry Styles

A motherfucker who always makes music while high about Watermelon Sugar.

Whorry Styles: Watermelon Sugar HIGH!

by GregNelson29 February 11, 2023

Dick Assley

The man that dickrolled us with his shit song Never Gonna Fuck You Up.

Dick Assley: Never Gonna Fuck You Up.
You: He just dickrolled us.
Me: I see.

by GregNelson29 September 07, 2023