GregNelson29's definitions

Masturboomer

A boomer that masturbates either to warm up for a fight or to avoid it.

That masturboomer started masturbating during the school fight.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Megan Fux

A hoe that fucked Machine Gun Kelly.

Megan Fux raped Machine Gun Kelly.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023

Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Fux News

What Fox News is now that they fired Fucker Carlson.

Gregory: Fox News sucks.
Constance: I know, they shouldn't have fired Fucker Carlson.
Gregory: Well I won't be watching Fux News anymore.
Constance: Never again.

by GregNelson29 May 11, 2023

Twigga

A black or white person who's skinny and bone-thin to the point of being named after Twiggy.

Twiggas are so thin and Twiggy was a twigga.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023

Dick Assley

The man that dickrolled us with his shit song Never Gonna Fuck You Up.

Dick Assley: Never Gonna Fuck You Up.
You: He just dickrolled us.
Me: I see.

by GregNelson29 September 7, 2023

C U Next Thursday

No different from C U Next Tuesday or C U Next Time, a discrete and family-friendly way of calling someone a cunt.

Constance: C U Next Thursday at work.
Greg: Ok thanks.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023