GregNelson29's definitions

Dick Assley

The man that dickrolled us with his shit song Never Gonna Fuck You Up.

Dick Assley: Never Gonna Fuck You Up.
You: He just dickrolled us.
Me: I see.

by GregNelson29 September 7, 2023

Whorry Ballafante

The best Jamaican-American singer that ever lived.
He was best known for his 1956 cover of Gay-O/The Banana Butt Song.
He had big balls to play.

Whorry Ballafante: GAY-O! Me Say Gay-O.
The Tarriers: Gaylight cumming, we want to go hoes.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?

Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Gloria Asstefan

The sexiest Latina.
Has an ass so big you can't take your eyes off of her.
Her ass bounces and jiggles around whenever she walks, sings, dances and performs.
She's the queen of Latin poop.

Gregory: Gloria Asstefan has the best ass of all Latinas.
Gloria Asstefan: Turn the butt around.

by GregNelson29 May 14, 2023

Henry Pissinger

The worst secretary of the United States of America.

Henry Pissinger pissed the U.S.A. off before Whorack Hoebama or Hoe Biden did.

by GregNelson29 May 27, 2023

Roller Coaster

Every man's worst nightmare besides terrorism or rape.
Even though they're one of the safest things on Earth, they put death defying stress on you, they raise your heart rate up and give you a sense of life threatening grave danger.
They're the closest thing you can safely get to experiencing what the passengers on the 9/11 planes felt.
If you can handle them, you'll never be afraid of anything again.

Greg: The Velocicoaster at Universal is one of the scariest roller coasters.
Constance: I thought Mako at SeaWorld was scary.
Greg: Well you haven't experienced anything like Velocicoaster.
Constance: Why would I.
Greg: It's the last thing in Florida I want to go on.

by GregNelson29 March 22, 2023

Miki Masturbara

A Japanese and Fapanese fetish artist who cumposed music about her own sexual experiences and participated in the opening and ending theme songs of the TV anime Gu-Gu Ganmo under the name of Suzie Masturbara until her death on October 7th, 2004.

Miki Masturbara was the pornagraphic queen of J-pop.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023