Catch U Next Thursday

An exciting way to call someone a cunt before the last day of the week.

Greg: Catch u next Thursday before we eat out.
Constance: Thanks.

by GregNelson29 May 10, 2023

Roller Cockster

A roller cockster or rollercockster is an amusement/theme park ride with dick-shaped train cars and gives you the same feeling of either the euphoric pleasure of having sex or the sheer terror as getting raped.

You: What ride do you want to go on?
Me: I Wanna go on the roller cockster.
You: Have fun.

by GregNelson29 September 19, 2023

Whorry Ballafante

The best Jamaican-American singer that ever lived.
He was best known for his 1956 cover of Gay-O/The Banana Butt Song.
He had big balls to play.

Whorry Ballafante: GAY-O! Me Say Gay-O.
The Tarriers: Gaylight cumming, we want to go hoes.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Masturboomer

A boomer that masturbates either to warm up for a fight or to avoid it.

That masturboomer started masturbating during the school fight.

by GregNelson29 October 04, 2023

Fux

An animal that rapes other animals.
Mentioned in the Ylvis Smash hit The Fux.

Ylvis: What does the fux say?
Fux: Oh oh uh.
Constance: Did you see that fux? It raped a squirrel.
Greg: I know.

by GregNelson29 May 14, 2023

Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?

Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Ravi Wankar

The Indian man that made sexually pleasing music with his instrument.
He was the father of Whorah Jones, our generation's queen of jizz.

Ravi Wankar was a legend.

by GregNelson29 April 12, 2023