GregNelson29's definitions

Megan Fux

A hoe that fucked Machine Gun Kelly.

Megan Fux raped Machine Gun Kelly.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023

Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Masturboomer

A boomer that masturbates either to warm up for a fight or to avoid it.

That masturboomer started masturbating during the school fight.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Masturpiece

The best sexual work of art.

That condom was a masturpiece and so is your dick.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Fux

An animal that rapes other animals.
Mentioned in the Ylvis Smash hit The Fux.

Ylvis: What does the fux say?
Fux: Oh oh uh.
Constance: Did you see that fux? It raped a squirrel.
Greg: I know.

by GregNelson29 May 14, 2023

Ravi Wankar

The Indian man that made sexually pleasing music with his instrument.
He was the father of Whorah Jones, our generation's queen of jizz.

Ravi Wankar was a legend.

by GregNelson29 April 12, 2023

C U Next Thursday

No different from C U Next Tuesday or C U Next Time, a discrete and family-friendly way of calling someone a cunt.

Constance: C U Next Thursday at work.
Greg: Ok thanks.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023