Graven Sevagorn's definitions

blaze the snake

when a man puts his penis through a glory hole and the receiving person burns it with a lighter or cigarette.

I had to take a wicked diarrhea shit so I stopped at the truck stop. When someone put their pecker through the glory hole in the stall wall, I whipped out my zippo and had to blaze the snake.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Ass on Her Chest

term

referring to a woman who has large enough breasts that aren't proportionate to her body mass and makes her to appear that she has an ass on her chest when wearing a push up bra.

Ex.: a woman who is under 5' tall, weighs under 100 lbs. and has a size D cup breasts or a woman who is over 6' tall and under 170 lbs. and has a size G cup breasts.

That little chick was fit, but with those tits; she had an ass on her chest!

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

swollen ankles

when you can tell that a woman farted because she is wearing pantyhose

Dude, stop blaming me for farting! See Angela's swollen ankles? They keep poofing right before you smell it.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

beaner wiener

when a penis is covered in brown poop after anal sex.

I'm not sure Katie wipes her ass because she gave me a beaner wiener.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

butt confetti

undigested food or food particles such as corn, beans, or fruit seeds that are left on a persons penis after anal sex.

Don't allow Gertrude make you use the back door. She'll leave you with butt confetti to clean off.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

boob lube

1) drool from a sleeping or catatonic woman's mouth that has trickled down to her breasts, therefore lubing them

Ever slip a chick a tranquilizer? She's so passed out she has boob lube all over her titties in about 2 minutes!

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

butt burger

a turd that must have just enough solidity that it is squished between a persons butt cheeks to make their whole ass look like a hamburger.

Butch got so hammered last night that he shit himself. When he got home he got naked and laid face down so that when his wife woke up he left her to gaze at a nice big fat juicy butt burger to look at.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010