Definitions by Graven Sevagorn

boob lube 

1) drool from a sleeping or catatonic woman's mouth that has trickled down to her breasts, therefore lubing them

Ever slip a chick a tranquilizer? She's so passed out she has boob lube all over her titties in about 2 minutes!

boob lube by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Ass on Her Chest 

term

referring to a woman who has large enough breasts that aren't proportionate to her body mass and makes her to appear that she has an ass on her chest when wearing a push up bra.

Ex.: a woman who is under 5' tall, weighs under 100 lbs. and has a size D cup breasts or a woman who is over 6' tall and under 170 lbs. and has a size G cup breasts.

That little chick was fit, but with those tits; she had an ass on her chest!

Ass on Her Chest by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

knob jam 

when a man slams a door onto his erect penis in order to make it flaccid.

Cindy at work is so hot she gave me a raging hard on. In order for anyone else not to see it I gave it a knob jam.

knob jam by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

butt burger 

a turd that must have just enough solidity that it is squished between a persons butt cheeks to make their whole ass look like a hamburger.

Butch got so hammered last night that he shit himself. When he got home he got naked and laid face down so that when his wife woke up he left her to gaze at a nice big fat juicy butt burger to look at.

butt burger by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Cleveland Scrape

when poop touches your scrotum while going number 2.

I leaned back too far while taking a shit it gave me a Cleveland Scrape and made me cringe.

Cleveland Scrape by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

beaner wiener 

when a penis is covered in brown poop after anal sex.

I'm not sure Katie wipes her ass because she gave me a beaner wiener.

beaner wiener by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

butt confetti 

undigested food or food particles such as corn, beans, or fruit seeds that are left on a persons penis after anal sex.

Don't allow Gertrude make you use the back door. She'll leave you with butt confetti to clean off.

butt confetti by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010