God's definitions

matthew perry

The guy on Friends who had extremely violent weight fluctuations. He was pretty funny though.

Wasn't Chandler skinny in the previous episode? What happened!?

by god March 25, 2005

Rider

A flat out hoe.

Look at that prostitute and her rider boy friend!

by God July 3, 2006

Hoorag

A close relative of hoorah, but not used in the same manner. While hoorah is an expression of one's joy, hoorag is an expression of one's stupidity and inability to comprehend such simple functions as spelling and typing.

Me: You are an idiot.
You: Hoorag!

by God May 13, 2003

course work

the bane off all Yr 9's 10's and 11's
it is bollocks if you try and put it off for the night b4 it has to be in but you r always planning to do somthin the night you were going to do it!!!!

wellacre technology college has shit course work!!!!!!!!!!!!

by god May 14, 2003

Jazz Time

Jazz Time is the measurement of time that Jazz musicians often follow. If the gig was at 9 pm, and you show up at 9:17, that's Jazz Time.

Aren't these guys late? Nah, it's Jazz Time.

by god November 27, 2012

j.lo

A fat plain Latina woman who through extensive publicity and lots of makeup has weaseled her way into popular culture.
A phony who pretends she is of the people

J.Lo is a ho!

by god July 18, 2003

abandonminium

n. a crackhouse in inner cities

I ain't goin ta thuh abandonminium without muh pipe.

by God March 27, 2005