God's definitions

genetic incubator

A woman whos sole purpose is to bear offspring

My genetic incubator demands her weekly financial deposite.

by God March 28, 2005

fakeboy

Someone who purposely trys to make a group of people look like idiots. They post in a forum as a member of a group and start acting like a complete moron and, in turn, making people mad at that particular group.

MarioInYourFace is a fakeboy

by God April 24, 2005

bunch of wankers

The Gatecrasher message board

I fucking hate the Gatecrasher message board. They're all a bunch of wankers.

by God November 9, 2006

splurge

bust a nut

shut up before i splurge on your face, bitch!

by god October 25, 2003

dashboard confessional

Holy sh*t this band sucks along with all of the others in their genre. When are flip-flop-wearing, angst-ridden suburbanites going to realize that whiny vocals and repetitive power-chord strumming is not real music? Get over your trivial problems, you faggots...I don't care if your dad makes you clean your room or if some chick you think you're in love with likes your best friend. Get a job and stop inspiring more talentless metrosexuals to get together and write bad poetry with big (out of context) words interspersed in elementary sentences. These songs don't make any f*cking sense, and the fact that whole generation thinks that this garbage "speaks to them" is even funnier than the music itself. And please don't say that I don't understand, because you don't either...no one does...it's unintelligible dreck. Period.

Dashboard Confessional is at the vanguard of the emo scene--a disgusting derivative of punk rock.

by God April 18, 2005

pillage the village

totally destroy someones butt hole with the fury of a wolverine

Johnny my moms lonely she want you to pillage her village

by God May 13, 2005

cockbreath

one with breath that smells of cock (ie, jo)

'dear lord jo, how long as it been since you brushed your teeth? you have cockbreath'

by God September 22, 2003