Definitions by Goatsecx luver
Steamboat Road
Walking on Steamboat Road on a Saturday Morning is surely an event. One minute you hear the drama coming from some house inhabited by 10 undocumented families and the next you see the largest congregations of tax exemption and Magaism in America.
Steamboat Road by Goatsecx luver November 12, 2025
Pokemon
This dude Jeffery was unable to be social at all, only able to talk about and be approached by one thing and one thing only: Pokemon. Dude could name every creature and every aspect about them but when it came to literally anything else he was radio silent or extremely defensive to himself.
Pokemon by Goatsecx luver April 19, 2025
Fanduel
Ryan, according to your FanDuel account, even if that +374622 parlay hits, you’re still gonna be five figures in the hole.
Fanduel by Goatsecx luver December 18, 2024
Temperature Fucked
When your sense of temperature is completely messed up because your body got used to it being much hotter/colder compared to your hometown, often spotted by people who dress unseasonably regularly.
After going away to college in cold ass Michigan, Johnny was completely temperature fucked when he moved back home as he was wearing shorts in low 50 degree weather and never wearing a coat unless it was below freezing
Temperature Fucked by Goatsecx luver December 18, 2024
NYU
The biggest scam in the world. A school where you break the bank attending one semester when most NYC locals know damn well that Baruch College is just down the street and can land you a great job anywhere for 1/10 of the price
John chose to go to Baruch over NYU for his business degree because he realized he could get an apartment and go to school dirt cheap rather than spend 70k a year on tuition and live on the streets of Greenwich Village.
NYU by Goatsecx luver July 14, 2023
Nip Slip
Brittany can never watch videos of her own engagement party because she had a total Nip Slip in front of her friends and family and nobody said a word
Nip Slip by Goatsecx luver July 5, 2023