Goatsecx luver 's definitions

NBA 2k20

A $60 gambling sim on PS4/Xbox One/Steam that advertises itself as a basketball game, it is also a complete copy and paste of NBA 2k19 with the only differences being the name and rosters.

Daniel: So, did you pre order NBA 2k20?
Joey: Who do you think I am, some type of dumbass who spends real money in a virtual casino for fake money in a basketball video game that’s been the same for the past 5 years?

by Goatsecx luver September 23, 2019

Nip Slip

The act of having your nipples exposed due to loose fitting clothes. Often embarrassing if Female

Brittany can never watch videos of her own engagement party because she had a total Nip Slip in front of her friends and family and nobody said a word

by Goatsecx luver July 5, 2023

NYU

The biggest scam in the world. A school where you break the bank attending one semester when most NYC locals know damn well that Baruch College is just down the street and can land you a great job anywhere for 1/10 of the price

John chose to go to Baruch over NYU for his business degree because he realized he could get an apartment and go to school dirt cheap rather than spend 70k a year on tuition and live on the streets of Greenwich Village.

by Goatsecx luver July 14, 2023

Aquafina

Pool water rebranded as drinking water by Pepsico, chemicals and all. Is somehow still "safe" for human consumption despite this

There is an Aquafina vending machine by the hotel pool, but it doesn't get much profit due to the pool right next to it

by Goatsecx luver February 17, 2022

Temperature Fucked

When your sense of temperature is completely messed up because your body got used to it being much hotter/colder compared to your hometown, often spotted by people who dress unseasonably regularly.

After going away to college in cold ass Michigan, Johnny was completely temperature fucked when he moved back home as he was wearing shorts in low 50 degree weather and never wearing a coat unless it was below freezing

by Goatsecx luver December 18, 2024

Fanduel

The number one culprit for overconfident men going into debt in the 21st century.

Ryan, according to your FanDuel account, even if that +374622 parlay hits, you’re still gonna be five figures in the hole.

by Goatsecx luver December 18, 2024

Steamboat Road

A street in Great Neck inhabited by Lubias, no matter their ethnicity or racial background.

Walking on Steamboat Road on a Saturday Morning is surely an event. One minute you hear the drama coming from some house inhabited by 10 undocumented families and the next you see the largest congregations of tax exemption and Magaism in America.

by Goatsecx luver November 12, 2025