Glittery Goddess's definitions

Incest

(V.) To have sex with your blood relatives.
Also, apparently a pastime for Rednecks.

Billy-Bob loves to practice incest, especially with his sister.

by Glittery Goddess July 25, 2004

Cybersex

(V.) When two people meet up on an Internet Chatroom and pretend to have sex.
Cybersex is usually practised by horny teenagers who have no friends or 37 year old males who still live with their mothers.

HoTgUy3634: Hey asl?
SXcBiATCH2K4: 14/f/aus
HoTgUy3634: 17/m/usa
SXcBiATCH2K4: wanna cyber?!?
HoTgUy3634: Sure!!!1111

(Usually go on to say things like:
I suk ur rok-hard cock...
...And then I fuk u rlly hard)

NOTE: Both people will probably be bullshitting about their details.

by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004

Jelly Bracelets

(N.) Cheap bracelets that used to be fashionable about 2 years ago. Still worn by goths and a few others.
Although they are only daft little bracelets, stupid idiots thought it would be good to name them 'shagbands'.
And apparently these were the things that you had to do if your bracelet is snapped, or someone snaps it:

Black~ Sex
Light Blue~ Hand-job
Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob
Blue~ Blowjob
Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.
Yellow~ Big bear hug
White~Flash
Orange~ petting
Purple~Full-fledged make-out session
Clear~ Wild-card
Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard
Silver~Fisting
Gold~ Anal
Clear Gold with glitter~fingering
Clear blue~All of everything
Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.
Clear Green~ All Anal
Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.

The 'Shagband' thing was pointless and pathetic. No-one in their right mind would do this stuff because of a cheap plastic thing that costs 10p.

And if you go by those sex rules you are an idiot.

by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004

Ugly Duckling Syndrome

(A.) When a person used to be a really ugly kid, but then later turned out to be really good-looking.

And usually, the total opposite can happen.

by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004

Wannabe

(A.) Someone who wants to be something else and fit in a crowd, someone who tries to act like someone they want to be even though it's obvious that they're just a stupid wannabe.

Skater wannabes dress like skaters and buy skateboards even though when they try to skate they end up falling on their arse after about 3 seconds.
Gangster wannabes act tough and hard, but when in a dangerous situation they piss themselves and run home.

by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004

Built like a Brick Shithouse

To describe someone who is tall and big built.

" Oh my God, that lad is built like a Brick Shithouse!"

by Glittery Goddess May 5, 2004

The page cannot be displayed

Something that comes up on your internet browser when either your Internet Service Provider is being a Twat, You aren't connected to the internet, or if the web page really isn't there any more.

Something that keeps coming up on my computer. It annoys me so much that I nearly once smashed my moniter up

by Glittery Goddess May 9, 2004