194 definitions by GlazeHer

stop typing and start skyping

When someone is tired of only seeing words online and wants to see the person behind the computer.

Stud88: "Hey girl, I'd like to take this chat up a notch..."
SexyWon: "Oh yeah, what did you have in mind?"
Stud88: "I want to see what's behind that keyboard... Let's stop typing and start skyping!"
SexyWon: "Ooohhh baby, let's!"

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

fake clean

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.

My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

hosition

Any position one puts their Ho in

My bitch was so nimble last night, I hit that in every hosition I could think of.

by GlazeHer January 30, 2015

muh lady

An affectionate term to call one's lady...

Please have this dance with me, muh lady!

by GlazeHer April 18, 2017

fright night

A night when a single person goes out, expecting to get laid, but the talent is definitely lacking.

We hit the scene Saturday evening, hoping to take home some talent, but those chicks were nowhere to be found. It was fright night, no doubt!

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

stay at home

When the Governor of Cali orders you to stay at home during COVID-19, so you are forced to do nothing and it is everything you ever hoped it would be.

The Governor issued a stay at home order, so now I have an excuse to sit on the couch with Ben, Jerry and watch Netflix and chill with my dog while maintaining a steady buzz thanks to legal cannabis!

by GlazeHer March 28, 2020

masking my breath

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores

I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!

by GlazeHer September 19, 2020