GlazeHer's definitions

real dreams

when a person has dreams that are so real, they can't decipher reality from dreamland.

My dreams are so crazy, I never know what was real vs. a dream until I get up & continue living life. Shit is always real dreams, yo!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

seasonings greetings

When holiday meals call for a different kind of seasoning.

I can't believe Thanksgiving is almost here, I need to bust out the cloves and cinnamon and wish everyone Seasonings Greetings!

by GlazeHer November 23, 2023

camel fro

When a grossly unshaven lady has a camel toe, resulting in a camel fro.

Dude A: "Yo, is dat chick's pants thick with the clit or does she have a camel fro?"
Dude B: "Awe man, likely she hasn't shaved in a while and has a fro... ya know, a camel fro!"

by GlazeHer September 24, 2013

bbq bean queen

A chick who consumes so many free beans from a bbq pot, that they are no doubt the queen.

After six cups of free beans, I know my gurl is the bbq bean queen!

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

fake clean

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.

My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

hugburn

When someone with face stubble hugs someone else tightly while rubbing their face against the other person's body part

May: "Why is the right side of your face red?"
Ann: "My Boo likes to rub his stubble on me when we hug."
May: "Oh, I can relate! I like to call that the hugburn."

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

gashed out

When someone has had so much consecutive sex, they don't want to see another vagina for at least a day.

Dude, I am so gashed out! My girl and I have been getting it in non-stop since she got back into town two nights ago.

by GlazeHer March 10, 2014