fornowver

When something is not forever, but is for now.

I told my dude that I can't commit, but I'd be his fornowver.

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

I ain't going out like that

A well formed response to almost any question that involves potentially being/looking like a chump to someone else.

My company told me I was being sent on a trip to Mexico, then said the CEO was drunk when he made the announcement. They told me I'd be promoted, then back-tracked. The worst, I was paid for commission on an upsell, then 2 months later, they took the funds out of my paycheck.

Ipso facto, I quit without another job lined up, I ain't going out like that!

by GlazeHer November 03, 2016

arithmedick

Used to count how many penises one has encountered in their lifetime.

Betty used arithmedick to count the number of cocks she penetrated during Spring Break.

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

gobble a dick

A term used to tell someone to shut their face by way of gobbling a dick.

Josh is sofa king annoying, I wish he'd just go gobble a dick already!

by GlazeHer May 28, 2014

whore welcome

A slutty spin on saying you're welcome.

Mitch: "Thanks for coming to my party tonight, I hope you had fun!"
Kara: "Whore welcome, it was dope."

by GlazeHer March 04, 2014

twat, i cunt hear you

a term used when someone replies to something said they didn't want to hear

Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."

by GlazeHer January 01, 2014

HOppointment

Making an appointment to have sex with your Ho.

Hey girl, when can you pencil me in your schedule for a HOppointment?

by GlazeHer June 12, 2014