194 definitions by GlazeHer
by GlazeHer January 29, 2015
I smashed with this hella dope chick last night, but she didn't hook me up with her info so she shall remain HOnonymous.
by GlazeHer March 28, 2014
Tom: "Hey Harry, want to hit up Sara's with me later?"
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."
by GlazeHer April 26, 2014
Guy: "Oh snap, how did you just hit a royal flush after being so fucked up?"
Dude: "You can't handle this bro, read it and weep!"
Guy: "I'm over this gambling, I'm bout to go back to the room where I can weed it and skeet!"
Dude: "I may have won this hang, but sounds like you're gonna be rolling and choking it with your hand..."
Guy: "Whatevs..."
Dude: "You can't handle this bro, read it and weep!"
Guy: "I'm over this gambling, I'm bout to go back to the room where I can weed it and skeet!"
Dude: "I may have won this hang, but sounds like you're gonna be rolling and choking it with your hand..."
Guy: "Whatevs..."
by GlazeHer January 1, 2014
by GlazeHer January 1, 2016
Yo, Darcie is hot & while I think she can be ditzy at times, she really proves herself to also be an idiot. That bitch is a ditziot!
by GlazeHer December 10, 2015
Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."
by GlazeHer January 1, 2014