GlazeHer's definitions

two can drain that vein

Just as two can play at that game, two can drain the vein of one's backed up semen.

Buffy: "Did you hear Lance challenged that more than one Ho is needed to make him climax?"
Candy: "Oh really? Two can drain that vein!"
Buffy: "Game on!"

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

traveling bunny

Similar to a traveling gnome, only instead of taking pictures with the bunny with each destination... the bunny is actually roadkill, dead & stuck the undercarriage of the vehicle.

I captured so many good traveling bunny pics, before I killed that Angora sweater.

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

meetballs

a term used when one meets another's balls.

guy: " Hello, Sir please meetballs."
man: "Nice to meet both of you."
guy: "Chotes"

by GlazeHer September 25, 2016

dickqualified

The opposite of being disqualified, when a dude's member is definitely qualified for the job.

Yo, that boy be packin', he is no doubt dickqualified.

by GlazeHer May 14, 2016

lady snores

When a lady dozes off and begins to snore so faintly it's almost difficult to know she's even sleeping.

John's Ho fell asleep on the couch again, but I don't mind because her lady snores are so soft.

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

i've had enough

the threshold any one person has when they've had enough.

I can't take this shit anymore, I've had enough!

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017