Definitions by GlazeHer
ishentially
When he asked if we were exclusive, I couldn't say that we essentially were... however, I was able to tell him I ishentially was.
ishentially by GlazeHer April 29, 2019
Eatster
When you have the best intentions by making Easter baskets for your loved ones the week before; however, the sweet temptation of egg shaped Reese's is too much to resist. By the time Sunday rolls around, you've already replenished the baskets content twice & still have nothing to show.
Uncle: Sorry I arrived empty handed to the Easter egg hunt, I celebrated Eatster; the other white meat of holidays.
Eatster Bunny
Easter arrives yet the children wake up to no candy in their baskets... the Eatster Bunny has a serious addiction.
Timmy & Susie woke up again this Easter with only rotten eggs to search for... they longed for their sweet treats, yet the Eatster Bunny had struck again!
Eatster Bunny by GlazeHer April 15, 2019
face cellulite
face cellulite by GlazeHer April 20, 2018
cone locked up
When an animal with a cone around its neck is straight cone locked up in that prison that makes them lose their dignity & equilibrium.
I can tell Tunez isn't herself since the surgery, that shit around her neck has her straight cone locked up!
cone locked up by GlazeHer October 10, 2017
cone blocked
When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.
cone blocked by GlazeHer October 10, 2017