funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.

Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.

by GlazeHer November 03, 2016

golden pee

Similar to the game Golden Tee, only instead of getting a hole in one, a male attempts to urinate inside a woman's hole during intercourse.

Come over later and we can play golden pee!

by GlazeHer April 12, 2016

sportsmantit

When a lady has so much sportsmanship, that she crawls to third base when her tit falls out and she keeps going.

Kara and her top fell down during wiffle ball as she ran from second then crawled to third base. Now that was some sportsmantit! I felt like I made a home run myself.

by GlazeHer June 28, 2015

assorgine

An asinine term someone who doesn't care what hole they penetrate uses, believing they are referring to the hole of an ass or gine.

Tonight I don't care if this shaft gets shitty or kitty, I'm down with assorgine!

by GlazeHer January 30, 2015

lock walk

A walk a female does to the restroom to avoid dripping after a load is shot in her.

I have mastered the lock walk, I never have to mop up the floor after climax.

by GlazeHer July 01, 2014

unicorn hole

Not so different than one's corn hole, only referring to a Unicorn's corn hole. Spewing rainbows & other fantasy type ish.

He was on cloud 9 to the extent he felt magical enough to get it in the unicorn hole.

by GlazeHer May 22, 2016

vagvacious

A vivacious vagina.

Dude, she was so amped for the bang sesh that her vagina was feeling vivacious... ish was vagvacious!

by GlazeHer June 22, 2016