traveling bunny

Similar to a traveling gnome, only instead of taking pictures with the bunny with each destination... the bunny is actually roadkill, dead & stuck the undercarriage of the vehicle.

I captured so many good traveling bunny pics, before I killed that Angora sweater.

by GlazeHer April 18, 2017

dickqualified

The opposite of being disqualified, when a dude's member is definitely qualified for the job.

Yo, that boy be packin', he is no doubt dickqualified.

by GlazeHer May 08, 2016

muh lady

An affectionate term to call one's lady...

Please have this dance with me, muh lady!

by GlazeHer April 18, 2017

fright night

A night when a single person goes out, expecting to get laid, but the talent is definitely lacking.

We hit the scene Saturday evening, hoping to take home some talent, but those chicks were nowhere to be found. It was fright night, no doubt!

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

stay at home

When the Governor of Cali orders you to stay at home during COVID-19, so you are forced to do nothing and it is everything you ever hoped it would be.

The Governor issued a stay at home order, so now I have an excuse to sit on the couch with Ben, Jerry and watch Netflix and chill with my dog while maintaining a steady buzz thanks to legal cannabis!

by GlazeHer March 28, 2020

masking my breath

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores

I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!

by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

ramaversary

the anniversary of the first time one rammed another sexually and/or was rammed.

Me and the old lady are celebrating our ramaversary this weekend, I gave it to that broad like it was my job!

by GlazeHer July 02, 2014