Par-Tee

A phrase used for celebration during a round of golf when a player achieves par while their tee remains in its fully erect position.

Hot damn son, I killed that hole under par without even moving the tee! Let's embrace this moment by having a Par-Tee!

by GlazeHer January 30, 2015

lady cork

an alternative term for a tampon.

I can't wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties.

by GlazeHer February 24, 2014

awethentic

being in awe, of something or someone authentic.

She is such a sweetheart with a down to earth personality, she's so damn awethentic!

by GlazeHer March 07, 2022

hofficial decision

When a Ho makes an official decision between two studs.

She gave the hofficial decision to the first dude she consumed, basing the decision on his overall performance, size and taste.

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

I'd do him

An emphatic or yielding response to a question regarding what one thinks of a dude when asked by a girlfriend.

Her: "Dude in the blue plaid, yay or nay?"
She: "I'd do him."
Her: "Of course you would, but not what I asked."
She: "Ugh, fine. What to join us?"

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

single for life

the opposite of getting married

Do you, take this you to be your lawful single for life?

I do!

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

more clever than you

When someone insistently submits words to Urban Dictionary and they are never published, but yours constantly are.

Nelsford: "I submitted bracias to Urban Dictionary today but they denied it"
Ann: "What the hell does that even mean, yo?"
Nelsford: "Like saying gracias to your brah, bracias!"
Ann: "That ish is weak, I've been published multiple times because I'm more clever than you!"
Nelsford: "ppffftttt..."

by GlazeHer January 01, 2014