Definitions by GlazeHer

spelunfucking 

Partaking in intercourse while spelunking.

My pussy is so deep, my man goes spelunfucking in my vag cave.

spelunfucking by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

traveling bunny 

Similar to a traveling gnome, only instead of taking pictures with the bunny with each destination... the bunny is actually roadkill, dead & stuck the undercarriage of the vehicle.

I captured so many good traveling bunny pics, before I killed that Angora sweater.

traveling bunny by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

well, i reckon

A brainless hillbilly term used to begin country songs that all sound the same.

Well, I reckon I drove to the bar in my run down truck & my broken heart won't cost as much to fix...

well, i reckon by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

arboreatum 

A lovely nature-filled area consisting of plants, animals & cultural beauties where the food options rule!

I saw beautiful trees, flowers & birds but the best part was the philly cheesesteak at the arboreatum!

arboreatum by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

lots of meat

what someone eats while traveling through the Southwest.

I had lots of meat while in Texas, everything is bigger... including my shits!

lots of meat by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

we can't start the fire 

The opposite of those who can't stop the fire...

Although we have tons of firewood & lighters, we can't start the fire.

we can't start the fire by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

muh lady 

An affectionate term to call one's lady...

Please have this dance with me, muh lady!

muh lady by GlazeHer April 17, 2017