laptop time

when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.

We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.

by GlazeHer July 18, 2017

traveling bunny

Similar to a traveling gnome, only instead of taking pictures with the bunny with each destination... the bunny is actually roadkill, dead & stuck the undercarriage of the vehicle.

I captured so many good traveling bunny pics, before I killed that Angora sweater.

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

meetballs

a term used when one meets another's balls.

guy: " Hello, Sir please meetballs."
man: "Nice to meet both of you."
guy: "Chotes"

by GlazeHer September 25, 2016

misfake

When someone acts like they made a mistake, but they're actually faking it.

Girl: "Chick, did you actually just grab my man's junk?"
Chick: "No, girl... it was a mistake"
Girl: "Not sure chick, seems like you meant to do it!"
Chick: "Girl, you saying I faked it and made a misfake!?!"

by GlazeHer December 31, 2013

diplomadick

one who is objective in their acceptance of one's dick, not judging the physical characteristics that one cannot help.

Her: "So how did the date go last night? Did you smash?"
She: "Yeah, it wasn't anything to write home about, but I'm diplomadick"
Her: "Respect"

by GlazeHer June 12, 2015

take what you get

A phrase one tells another when they should be grateful they are receiving any form of attention from another

me: "ouch, why do you have to also scratch my face with your baby beard when we snuggle?"
you: "c'mon gurl, take what you get!"
me: "thank you sir, may I have another"

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

the kid is not my cum

similar to the phrase "the kid is not my son", referring to how the kid came to be

Yo, Darcy is trying to make her be my baby mama, but the kid is not my cum!

by GlazeHer August 11, 2014