Definitions by GlazeHer

ramen noodle diet 

When someone in college can't afford anything to eat but ramen noodles.

Freshman: "Hey man, you got anything to eat?"
Freshman 2: "Yeah dude, I've got ramen noodles galore..."
Freshman: "Oh man, thought I was the only one on the ramen noodle diet."
Freshman 2: "Tastes great, less spending."

ramen noodle diet by GlazeHer December 31, 2013

misfake

When someone acts like they made a mistake, but they're actually faking it.

Girl: "Chick, did you actually just grab my man's junk?"
Chick: "No, girl... it was a mistake"
Girl: "Not sure chick, seems like you meant to do it!"
Chick: "Girl, you saying I faked it and made a misfake!?!"

misfake by GlazeHer December 31, 2013

burritHO

When a dude and his Ho are rolled up tightly together in a blanket in bed, making a burritHO

John: "Get over here Ho, I'm going to roll us up like a burrito"
Jane: "It's just like you to combine your two favorite things, me and a burrito!"
John: "Yes, I'm making a burritHO"

burritHO by GlazeHer December 23, 2013

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".

Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."

a Baker's Shit ton by GlazeHer October 30, 2013

House Ho 

When you successfully turn a Ho into a housewife

Dude A: "Hey man, how did turn your broad from a Ho into a housewife?"
Dude B: "Brah, she is still a Ho, but now that she's my wife, she a House Ho!"

House Ho by GlazeHer October 13, 2013

camel fro 

When a grossly unshaven lady has a camel toe, resulting in a camel fro.

Dude A: "Yo, is dat chick's pants thick with the clit or does she have a camel fro?"
Dude B: "Awe man, likely she hasn't shaved in a while and has a fro... ya know, a camel fro!"

camel fro by GlazeHer September 24, 2013

bangcheck 

When two people who have plans to bang, decide to take a rain check, resulting in a "bangcheck".

Yo baby, let's take a bangcheck and meet up tomorrow.

bangcheck by GlazeHer March 26, 2013