GlazeHer's definitions

lady cork

an alternative term for a tampon.

I can't wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties.

by GlazeHer March 3, 2014

i'd really rather never

To want to avoid an obvious life experience

She asked if I wanted to eat bull's balls, but of course I had to say I'd really rather never.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

bizsnatch trip

A business trip that includes finding time to get some snatch.

worker: "Man, I just found out they are sending me to Dallas next week."
co-worker: "Sorry bro, go out after the meeting and find you a nice cowgirl and turn that into a bizsnatch trip!"
worker: "Oh yeah, company time to find me some on-the-road gine!"

by GlazeHer May 28, 2014

watch out boy, she'll chew you up

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

When in doubt.... watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

granny manties

A Grandmother who wears her husband's underwear because she confused them with her own.

My Grandpa thinks someone is stealing his drawers because my Grandma's eyesight is slipping and she's turned his laundry into her very own Granny Manties!

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

rack rub

A back rub by way of boobs.

My dude loves when I give him a rack rub, pressing my tits against his back to help him relax after a long day.

by GlazeHer October 25, 2016