When you have the best intentions by making Easter baskets for your loved ones the week before; however, the sweet temptation of egg shaped Reese's is too much to resist. By the time Sunday rolls around, you've already replenished the baskets content twice & still have nothing to show.
Uncle: Sorry I arrived empty handed to the Easter egg hunt, I celebrated Eatster; the other white meat of holidays.
by GlazeHer April 16, 2019
After wanting to bone Sally for so long, she really disappointed me last night in bed and it was a bang wreck!
by GlazeHer July 03, 2014
Guy: "Hey dude, ever ask yourself what is the meaning to life?"
Dude: "Yes, but I usually need to have a few libations first, that is when I do my best thinking."
Guy: "I feel you, thrinking is sometimes the best approach to answer life's questions."
Dude: "I'm going to have a few shots and I'll get back to you..."
Dude: "Yes, but I usually need to have a few libations first, that is when I do my best thinking."
Guy: "I feel you, thrinking is sometimes the best approach to answer life's questions."
Dude: "I'm going to have a few shots and I'll get back to you..."
by GlazeHer February 01, 2014
My girl and I love to masturbang! Our foreplay is the act of watching each other masturbate until we can't take it anymore and just have to bang.
by GlazeHer February 15, 2014