GlazeHer's definitions

get a wife

A term a female uses when a man expects her to cook, clean and shut her mouth without having a ring on it.

wuss: "Hey babe, why isn't this dinner hot?!?!"
puss: "Heat that ish up in the microwave or best get a wife!"
wuss: "truth."

by GlazeHer July 2, 2014

bronever

When someone refuses to ever act like a bro.

I vow to never act like a frat boy, that shit will bronever happen!

by GlazeHer March 6, 2020

peeshell

What a seashell that your dog pees on is called

My Boston Terrier, Bailey just loves going to the beach! She pees on all seashells, turning them into peeshells.

by GlazeHer June 10, 2023

Noach

A coach who is abandons the one whom they are coaching.

As the fighter entered the tenth round, he looked around to see his coach was MIA. He thought his coach was there for the long haul, but nope, he was a Noach.

by GlazeHer June 16, 2016

street smoke

When someone attempts to quit, but can't seem to kick the habit. Instead, they either hide or find cigarettes on the street to puff when no one is looking.

I told the crew I had to make a call, but really I was taking a drag of that street smoke.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

muff and puff

Spending a day and/or night inhaling the muff and marijuana puff

I'm not going to make the party tonight, I've got muff and puff plans.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

honation

A donation made by a Ho, a HOnation.

him: "now that I am rich as fuck, I feel like I should make some sort of donation"
her: "why don't I just give up my gine to a dick in need? it will be a HOnation"
him: "I love you"
her: "who doesn't?"

by GlazeHer June 10, 2015