GlazeHer's definitions

urban word

a word one uses that is not an actual English defined/recognized word, but according to Urban Dictionary, is legit.

I don't understand kids these days & their lack of properly defined vocabulary... but I keep hearing each is an urban word, therefore, totally acceptable. I feel so old.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

shellfist

When one fists another while wearing some type of glove.

When I got home from riding my motorcycle last night, I left my gloves on and gave my chick a good shellfist!

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

valengine's day

what men call Valentine's Day when they expect to get laid at the end of the evening.

Travis: "I pulled out all the stops for my girl this Valentine's Day, I am soooo getting laid tonight!"
John: "Nice bro, sounds like you're going to celebrate Valengine's Day!"
Travis: "Totes!"

by GlazeHer January 26, 2014

baby beard

When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it's as if it were a baby beard

When I told my man I liked facial hair, he decided to let it grow but all I see is a baby beard!

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

breast assured

Similar to the phrase, rest assured, only referring to confirmation a chick's breasts are real

I thought she paid for those, but breast assured, they are real!

by GlazeHer April 29, 2015

sextional

What someone or a couple refers to their sectional couch as when they routinely have sex on it

Hey girl, let's watch a movie then bang it out on the sextional!

by GlazeHer February 14, 2014

we can't start the fire

The opposite of those who can't stop the fire...

Although we have tons of firewood & lighters, we can't start the fire.

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017