fornowver

When something is not forever, but is for now.
I told my dude that I can't commit, but I'd be his fornowver.
by GlazeHer March 28, 2014
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nutastick

My man's load all over my tits last night was nothing short of nutastick!
by GlazeHer April 29, 2015
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gashed out

When someone has had so much consecutive sex, they don't want to see another vagina for at least a day.
Dude, I am so gashed out! My girl and I have been getting it in non-stop since she got back into town two nights ago.
by GlazeHer March 02, 2014
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funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.
Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.
by GlazeHer November 04, 2016
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inglutients

Oh man, these chips are really good, but check out the inglutients!
by GlazeHer June 30, 2016
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bismargarita

I really needed a bismargarita after all that tequila last night!
by GlazeHer October 09, 2016
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gashtacular

a women's vagina that is exceptionally spectacular.
Hey girl, you've got one gashtacular prize between those legs!
by GlazeHer January 26, 2014
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