Definitions by GlazeHer

extracurworkular activities 

A non-work appropriate extracurricular activity that one does, during work hours.

Yo, I have been clocking lots of hours this week with all of my extracurworkular activities. Boss doesn't even know I'm doing laundry, grocery shopping, getting blazed and watching Netflix during the workday!

extracurworkular activities by GlazeHer December 22, 2021

I'm 40

When you finally turn 40 and there is no mid-life crisis, no gray hairs, no gut, no kids, no baby's daddy.... I'm 40, nice.

I live at the beach with my dog, work from home, and I got 99 problems but age ain't one... I'm 40 yo!

I'm 40 by GlazeHer October 15, 2021

alcohol police

An affectionate name an alcoholic mother has for her alcohol-free daughter... because, well, she's an immature alcoholic who knows her daughter is a better human that she is.

"I want to share that that I feel you have taken on the role of Alcohol police. I know you don’t really want to judge me. And, don’t want to believe you are somehow better than me. It’s just where your head is right now. I understand."

alcohol police by GlazeHer August 29, 2021

3 masketeers 

What me and my girls call ourselves when we hit the town in our sexy face masks...

Lisa, Steph and Kara went out last night with their new sexy Covid face masks on, they are so the 3 masketeers!

3 masketeers by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

masking my breath 

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores

I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!

masking my breath by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

is it over yet? 

When you want anything that is happening to end, and need to ask, is it over yet?

When Trump comes on TV and begins to rant and ramble about COVID-19, confusing most... my first thought is, is it over yet?

is it over yet? by GlazeHer May 31, 2020

wake me when it's over 

When you don't want to be awake to witness all of the crazy in the world.

Yo, is there a cure for COVID-19 yet? If not, wake me when it's over.

wake me when it's over by GlazeHer May 31, 2020