When you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you've hoarded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.
me: "Yeah, not sure what happened, I do my best not to put random shit down the sink"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"
by GlazeHer October 06, 2015
When Sally turned the patio light on, all of the moths swarmed as if they were a mafia out to get their mark!
"Holy flying bugs, it's a mothia!!"
"Holy flying bugs, it's a mothia!!"
by GlazeHer June 23, 2025
Yo, Darcie is hot & while I think she can be ditzy at times, she really proves herself to also be an idiot. That bitch is a ditziot!
by GlazeHer December 10, 2015
Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."
by GlazeHer January 01, 2014
Stud88: "Hey girl, I'd like to take this chat up a notch..."
SexyWon: "Oh yeah, what did you have in mind?"
Stud88: "I want to see what's behind that keyboard... Let's stop typing and start skyping!"
SexyWon: "Ooohhh baby, let's!"
SexyWon: "Oh yeah, what did you have in mind?"
Stud88: "I want to see what's behind that keyboard... Let's stop typing and start skyping!"
SexyWon: "Ooohhh baby, let's!"
by GlazeHer January 01, 2014
Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.
My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.
by GlazeHer June 19, 2016
by GlazeHer January 30, 2015