doggy daycare hangover

What your dog is after spending time at doggy daycare.

When I picked Bailey up from boarding, she clearly had a doggy daycare hangover. After spending a week running around with her puppy pals, peeing freely and hardly napping… it’s like she partied like is was 1999!

by GlazeHer August 06, 2023

shegret

Regret one feels the morning after sleeping with a woman who appeared to be more attractive the evening before.

I have the worst SheGret from last night, bitch was beat.

by GlazeHer May 14, 2014

excergine

exercise for the vagina.

Any physical activity for vaginal strengthening.

Kara is going to excergine for her blind date tonight.

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

sweeuite

A sweet suite in a hotel or resort

This room sweeuite & it is only $500 a night!

by GlazeHer May 08, 2017

optometrimistic

When one is optimistic about their optometrist's diagnosis of their eye problem; providing a solution to their blurry vision by way of prescription glasses.

After experiencing blurry vision for years, I am now optometrimistic for a clear and bright future! I finally saw the optometrist and am getting a set of glasses. Sexy librarian look, here I come!

by GlazeHer September 16, 2022

dickqualified

The opposite of being disqualified, when a dude's member is definitely qualified for the job.

Yo, that boy be packin', he is no doubt dickqualified.

by GlazeHer May 14, 2016

dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer May 09, 2014