GlazeHer's definitions

pornaphernalia

Adult toys, clothing and other items that are used when making a porn.

There was so much pornaphernalia used in the adult film, "John does Karazona" that we had a fucking yard sale afterward.

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

nutastic

A fantastic nut bust

My dude's load all over my face last night was nutastic!

by GlazeHer April 29, 2015

alcohol police

An affectionate name an alcoholic mother has for her alcohol-free daughter... because, well, she's an immature alcoholic who knows her daughter is a better human that she is.

"I want to share that that I feel you have taken on the role of Alcohol police. I know you don’t really want to judge me. And, don’t want to believe you are somehow better than me. It’s just where your head is right now. I understand."

by GlazeHer August 29, 2021

bismargarita

A pepto bismol margarita.

I really needed a bismargarita after all that tequila last night!

by GlazeHer October 8, 2016

weed it and skeet

A different version of "read it and weep", when someone gets high and busts a but.

Guy: "Oh snap, how did you just hit a royal flush after being so fucked up?"
Dude: "You can't handle this bro, read it and weep!"

Guy: "I'm over this gambling, I'm bout to go back to the room where I can weed it and skeet!"
Dude: "I may have won this hang, but sounds like you're gonna be rolling and choking it with your hand..."
Guy: "Whatevs..."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

ugh, who cares

A valid, common response to anything that no one intelligent gives a shit about.

OMG, did you see her dye job?
Ugh, who cares!

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

brolliant

When a typically dumb bro says something brilliant.

Dud: "Why are butterflies called butterflies when they aren't made of butter?"
Bud: "Whoa man, never pondered that before..."
Dud: "Yeah, I'm basically a brilliant Bro."
Bud: "Totes, you're Brolliant!"

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014